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Hammer
@hhammerh.bsky.social
#Artist ♥️ silly witty artist with a passion for the… well… lewd stuff 🤭 Patreon creator 🤗location 🇩🇰 Patreon.com/hhammerh

I am for a huge portion of my work a NSFW artist, so minors, please go outside and play and mind the traffic.

Commissions: Not Open
Yippie-Ki-Yay!
a man is holding a torch in the dark while standing in the snow .
ALT: a man is holding a torch in the dark while standing in the snow .
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December 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Don’t worry Chloe, you will look adorable in orange. ;)
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The old saying; Do not attribute to evil what you can attribute to stupidity.

… needs to be turned around.

Do not attribute to stupidity what you can attribute to evil.
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Skyer er jo bare vand i en anden form. Tryk og temperatur er hvad er afgørende.
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
A man who must say; “I am an Alpha” is no true Alpha.

In fact, an Alpha male is the last person to know he is Alpha.
a man sitting at a table with the words any man who must say " i am the king " is no true king below him
ALT: a man sitting at a table with the words any man who must say " i am the king " is no true king below him
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December 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Oh, and here I thought they had discovered static electricity 🤭🤭🤭
November 30, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Only in a country that is profoundly dysfunctional and corrupt can a profoundly dysfunctional and corrupt government stand.
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
No

He was the one picking on the others.

He was a violent little shit then, and he is now. Bullies like him never change. Sadists and sociopaths enjoy inflicting pain.
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
It’s a good thing this guy wasn’t around during ww2.

America would be speaking German by now.
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I guess congress ain’t that different from the Catholic Church.
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM