Hayward
@hgwood.bsky.social
Portrait photographer and painter.
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Blue dot in a state of red (Texas)
Most comments strictly NSFW!
Originals and prints available here: https://fineportraitart.com
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If only they’d help. He looks in a mirror and sees Bradley cooper. Ask him. 🤦♂️
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If only they’d help. He looks in a mirror and sees Bradley cooper. Ask him. 🤦♂️
Brave man. I applaud him.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Brave man. I applaud him.
I’m sure he is weighing his ouster in grams.
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’m sure he is weighing his ouster in grams.
Tossing 🍟…. Pile it on! 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Tossing 🍟…. Pile it on! 🤣
Don’t forget deep-fried butter. That’s an important food group for him.
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Don’t forget deep-fried butter. That’s an important food group for him.
Because the regime that tries to pretend it’s a government does everything it can to hide everything from everyone?
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Because the regime that tries to pretend it’s a government does everything it can to hide everything from everyone?
Indeed. He ain’t above mortality though. The reaper appears to have a cold finger in that fat ass. Go reaper go!
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Indeed. He ain’t above mortality though. The reaper appears to have a cold finger in that fat ass. Go reaper go!
Shining criminal example that many in congress are clearly following.
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Shining criminal example that many in congress are clearly following.
Can draw that one with a crayon. Congress is nothing more than a grift now.
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Can draw that one with a crayon. Congress is nothing more than a grift now.
What he meant 2 And should have said was “quiet, piggy is speaking“
November 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
What he meant 2 And should have said was “quiet, piggy is speaking“
Reposted by Hayward
There’s misspellings in this but it’s still funny 🤣🤣
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
There’s misspellings in this but it’s still funny 🤣🤣