This is a cry for help.

Toddlers are crazy because they’ll say something really sadly like “I don’t want to go to bed *forever*” and you’ll think “oh no my child is both beginning to grasp and learning to fear death” but really what she means is “bedtime sucks I want to stay awake forever and party.”

🎵 Oh, the seven seas /
Everybody wants to see my man-a-tee 🎵

I’m really hesitant to make my accounts *PoLiTiCaL* but it has to be said.

Balatro is pretty great.

Leaving this platform until they finally add the only feature I care about: seeing the posts of every coward who has blocked me