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heymrmike
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Trying to keep my faith, in a post-factual world.
Last night I was missing one.
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Didn't know they were poisonous to dogs! There isn't a psychoactive variety of gorse, is there?
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Cue Sarah McLachlan music: So many dogs have been affected by accidentally eating certain wild mushrooms. Won't you please help? Those mushrooms are almost all gone.
November 17, 2025 at 10:19 AM
She earned notice in the historical record before she was nehi.
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 AM
So much great art could come out of that band name.
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Any competent prosecutor would have objected, "Yeah, but it wasn't certified as a SANDWICH-proof vest, was it?"
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
What could be more banal than saying "It's just balls and strikes".
November 3, 2025 at 10:48 AM
One weird trick to glow under UV light if you're a bat.
November 2, 2025 at 9:00 AM