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𝕀 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕤 𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕖𝕟. ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕙𝕖/𝕙𝕚𝕞/𝕙𝕚𝕤.
I recently went back to New York for a tattoo and to visit the boyf, and I lied to a gym about my intentions to join so I could have three days. There was a whole backstory.
I have paid dearly for this sin.
I have paid dearly for this sin.
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I recently went back to New York for a tattoo and to visit the boyf, and I lied to a gym about my intentions to join so I could have three days. There was a whole backstory.
I have paid dearly for this sin.
I have paid dearly for this sin.
Tried to rank Taylor's albums, and IDK how to answer this anymore. There are like five favorites.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Tried to rank Taylor's albums, and IDK how to answer this anymore. There are like five favorites.
I have this acquaintance who runs a cat rescue and, by look of her socials, it is the most miserable job. All she does is post about rude potential adopters and drag them to hell on her page.
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I have this acquaintance who runs a cat rescue and, by look of her socials, it is the most miserable job. All she does is post about rude potential adopters and drag them to hell on her page.
My name is Michael, and I closed an entire Zoom meeting today at work trying to switch from phone to laptop.
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My name is Michael, and I closed an entire Zoom meeting today at work trying to switch from phone to laptop.
Is it a white people thing to leave the all the skin-tone emojis yellow?
Is this us kinda being weird and uncomfortable acknowledging race?
Is this us kinda being weird and uncomfortable acknowledging race?
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Is it a white people thing to leave the all the skin-tone emojis yellow?
Is this us kinda being weird and uncomfortable acknowledging race?
Is this us kinda being weird and uncomfortable acknowledging race?
I think Wicked's going to be brilliant, but I'm sort of hiding out from all the social media hullabaloo. I'll watch it around Christmas with fam.
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I think Wicked's going to be brilliant, but I'm sort of hiding out from all the social media hullabaloo. I'll watch it around Christmas with fam.
AS ANY INNOCENT MAN WOULD DO.
When asked on Air Force One if there was anything "incriminating" in the Epstein emails, Trump pointed a finger at the female reporter's face and said “Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.”
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
AS ANY INNOCENT MAN WOULD DO.
There was a guy I met through my first job who would hit on me, after hours, by just sending the emoji 👀.
I'd always be like "what?" And he'd just send it again.
I hope he's all right out there, lol.
I'd always be like "what?" And he'd just send it again.
I hope he's all right out there, lol.
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
There was a guy I met through my first job who would hit on me, after hours, by just sending the emoji 👀.
I'd always be like "what?" And he'd just send it again.
I hope he's all right out there, lol.
I'd always be like "what?" And he'd just send it again.
I hope he's all right out there, lol.
Sometimes I think about how Charli posited in an interview that she doesn't write using 'metaphors or whatever' while promoting an album with a song called Sympathy is a Knife (with another viral song about apples rotten right to the core).
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Sometimes I think about how Charli posited in an interview that she doesn't write using 'metaphors or whatever' while promoting an album with a song called Sympathy is a Knife (with another viral song about apples rotten right to the core).
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I'm fucking crying, it looks like an Evil Dead character after getting possessed
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I'm fucking crying, it looks like an Evil Dead character after getting possessed
Perez Hilton makes me feel REALLY homophobic.
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Perez Hilton makes me feel REALLY homophobic.
Down Bad really might be one of Taylor Swift's best and most under-appreciated songs.
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Down Bad really might be one of Taylor Swift's best and most under-appreciated songs.
I dated this guy a few years ago, and it didn't work out. He seemed pretty anxious to me, and I felt overly confident to him in our interactions.
He had this old chihuahua and he confided in me that, when the pup passed, he'd need to be hospitalized for his mental health. I worry about it still.
He had this old chihuahua and he confided in me that, when the pup passed, he'd need to be hospitalized for his mental health. I worry about it still.
November 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I dated this guy a few years ago, and it didn't work out. He seemed pretty anxious to me, and I felt overly confident to him in our interactions.
He had this old chihuahua and he confided in me that, when the pup passed, he'd need to be hospitalized for his mental health. I worry about it still.
He had this old chihuahua and he confided in me that, when the pup passed, he'd need to be hospitalized for his mental health. I worry about it still.
Arby's saw the Epstein Files shenanigans and thought it was a safe time to serve up fucking fast food steak bites.
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Arby's saw the Epstein Files shenanigans and thought it was a safe time to serve up fucking fast food steak bites.
Apropos of nothing, I've listened to every track of The Life of a Showgirl at least 200 times now, but I've listened to Opalite most (246).
November 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Apropos of nothing, I've listened to every track of The Life of a Showgirl at least 200 times now, but I've listened to Opalite most (246).
Apple Music Replay doesn't count streams of tracks you purchased. V weird.
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Apple Music Replay doesn't count streams of tracks you purchased. V weird.
Something evil is afoot.
Donald Trump says House Republicans “should vote to release the Epstein files, because we have nothing to hide.”
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Something evil is afoot.
Facebook's a hellhole but I love that The White House page gets Haha'd to death every time they post
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Facebook's a hellhole but I love that The White House page gets Haha'd to death every time they post
Boo to any queen who answers "__ cause they're my biggest competitition" when Ru asks who should go home and why
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Boo to any queen who answers "__ cause they're my biggest competitition" when Ru asks who should go home and why
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Survivors of Jeffrey Epstein come together for a video calling on Congress to release the Epstein files.
(cnn.com/politics/live-…)
(cnn.com/politics/live-…)
November 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Survivors of Jeffrey Epstein come together for a video calling on Congress to release the Epstein files.
(cnn.com/politics/live-…)
(cnn.com/politics/live-…)
𝕕𝕚𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕞 𝕞𝕖 𝕦𝕡?
November 16, 2025 at 5:51 AM
𝕕𝕚𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕞 𝕞𝕖 𝕦𝕡?
Me on the Hogwarts PTO questioning the Tri-Wizard Tournament
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Me on the Hogwarts PTO questioning the Tri-Wizard Tournament
Girl get outta my mirror
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Girl get outta my mirror
It’s a funny thing to be so in love. It takes the piss out of all the chase.
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
It’s a funny thing to be so in love. It takes the piss out of all the chase.
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Have to thank threads for this one today
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Have to thank threads for this one today