Megan Morris
@heymegmo.bsky.social
I am wearing a face that I keep in a jar by the door. And it’s SCREAMING.
I made a lasagna last weekend from scratch; it took three hours and cost about $25 in ingredients. I ate three pieces and froze the rest to eat over the next couple weeks. Found out yesterday that the cheese I used was recalled for having METAL SHARDS mixed in. No more meal-prepping for me. 🗑️
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I made a lasagna last weekend from scratch; it took three hours and cost about $25 in ingredients. I ate three pieces and froze the rest to eat over the next couple weeks. Found out yesterday that the cheese I used was recalled for having METAL SHARDS mixed in. No more meal-prepping for me. 🗑️
Happy annual “turn the heat on and then say ‘is that burning smell normal? It’s normal right?’ for the next hour” day!
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Happy annual “turn the heat on and then say ‘is that burning smell normal? It’s normal right?’ for the next hour” day!
I was told today that I’m in group 7 and that just means group 7 in not cool, ya losers.
October 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I was told today that I’m in group 7 and that just means group 7 in not cool, ya losers.
I’m just putting this out there: I know Dianne Keaton had a golden retriever and I want to adopt it if it needs a home. Someone get her people on the horn.
October 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I’m just putting this out there: I know Dianne Keaton had a golden retriever and I want to adopt it if it needs a home. Someone get her people on the horn.
It feels rude that I didn’t realize Purity Ring were still making music these days.
September 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It feels rude that I didn’t realize Purity Ring were still making music these days.
So far one of my favorite parts of being an adult in the year 2025 is being able to order a case of Fun Dip from Walmart and have it arrive the next day.
September 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
So far one of my favorite parts of being an adult in the year 2025 is being able to order a case of Fun Dip from Walmart and have it arrive the next day.
I really miss the “One more thing” of days past. :(
September 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I really miss the “One more thing” of days past. :(
Is it too much to ask for an olive green phone again? 😭
September 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Is it too much to ask for an olive green phone again? 😭
Also, I’ll never forget the time in the late aughts when a friend’s douchebag boyfriend swore he had intel that Apple was coming out with a gaming console. I said they’d likely never do that, but they’d bring better games to the iPhone. He scoffed & called me stupid, but years later I’m still right.
September 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Also, I’ll never forget the time in the late aughts when a friend’s douchebag boyfriend swore he had intel that Apple was coming out with a gaming console. I said they’d likely never do that, but they’d bring better games to the iPhone. He scoffed & called me stupid, but years later I’m still right.
I really miss the days I’d gather with coworkers in the break room to watch live Apple events with Steve Jobs.
Wait, I don’t miss being in the office. I just miss the excitement of a live Apple event with Steve Jobs.
Wait, I don’t miss being in the office. I just miss the excitement of a live Apple event with Steve Jobs.
September 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I really miss the days I’d gather with coworkers in the break room to watch live Apple events with Steve Jobs.
Wait, I don’t miss being in the office. I just miss the excitement of a live Apple event with Steve Jobs.
Wait, I don’t miss being in the office. I just miss the excitement of a live Apple event with Steve Jobs.
There is not one thing I’ve ever heard a parent say about being a parent that’s made me wish I’d had kids.
July 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
There is not one thing I’ve ever heard a parent say about being a parent that’s made me wish I’d had kids.
I finally decided to give away my long-hated Dyson upright. Here’s the ad I wrote on my neighborhood yard sale page… surprisingly I had several people wanting to claim the damn thing. 😅
July 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I finally decided to give away my long-hated Dyson upright. Here’s the ad I wrote on my neighborhood yard sale page… surprisingly I had several people wanting to claim the damn thing. 😅
I bought a Dyson stick vacuum and I think it might actually squash the decade-long beef I’ve had with Dyson.
July 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I bought a Dyson stick vacuum and I think it might actually squash the decade-long beef I’ve had with Dyson.
Would it be petty to cancel a 27-year-old account with State Farm because they’ve decided to now only address my husband on all communication, including an auto policy for a car that only I own, never mind the fact that I’m the original account owner & manage all of our policies?
July 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Would it be petty to cancel a 27-year-old account with State Farm because they’ve decided to now only address my husband on all communication, including an auto policy for a car that only I own, never mind the fact that I’m the original account owner & manage all of our policies?
I accidentally bought no-sugar pudding cups and I think my life is over.
July 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I accidentally bought no-sugar pudding cups and I think my life is over.
One of my favorite things about working with people from all over the globe is getting to share fun idioms or local sayings. This week alone I’ve taught people the word “bamboozle” and the phrase “see how the sausage is made.”
June 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
One of my favorite things about working with people from all over the globe is getting to share fun idioms or local sayings. This week alone I’ve taught people the word “bamboozle” and the phrase “see how the sausage is made.”
Bethesda remastering Oblivion is awesome but it would’ve been way funnier if they would’ve announced the resurrection on Easter.
April 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Bethesda remastering Oblivion is awesome but it would’ve been way funnier if they would’ve announced the resurrection on Easter.
I’m in the piercing studio (just getting posts downsized) and a little girl is here to get her ears pierced and we’re trying really hard to convince her mom to let her get the snakes instead of the butterflies. I think the seahorses are going to be their compromise.
April 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I’m in the piercing studio (just getting posts downsized) and a little girl is here to get her ears pierced and we’re trying really hard to convince her mom to let her get the snakes instead of the butterflies. I think the seahorses are going to be their compromise.
I watched the season finale of Severance and now I’m really sad.
March 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I watched the season finale of Severance and now I’m really sad.
Misplacing my social security card right before I have to get a Real ID is epic levels of nonsense.
March 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Misplacing my social security card right before I have to get a Real ID is epic levels of nonsense.
Today we had our taxes done by one of our neighbors who I initially met when I TNRd some feral cats for him. Oh and his partner was at the tax shop, too, so we got to visit with both of them. He told us to come by the record shop, also in our ‘hood, where he works part time. I love Chattanooga.
March 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Today we had our taxes done by one of our neighbors who I initially met when I TNRd some feral cats for him. Oh and his partner was at the tax shop, too, so we got to visit with both of them. He told us to come by the record shop, also in our ‘hood, where he works part time. I love Chattanooga.
I started watching Severance last night and had weird dreams and now I’m worried I was tricked into watching a horror show.
February 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I started watching Severance last night and had weird dreams and now I’m worried I was tricked into watching a horror show.
I really appreciate that my Subaru service department plays Antiques Roadshow at a decent volume instead of Fox News at an ear-bleed level like so many service shops I’ve been to in the past.
January 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I really appreciate that my Subaru service department plays Antiques Roadshow at a decent volume instead of Fox News at an ear-bleed level like so many service shops I’ve been to in the past.
Tonight while walking through Walmart I was talking about how we agreed to foster some cats this spring and I said, very loudly, “I hope we get a pregnant mom! Although then I’d want to sneak her to an abortion clinic” and some guy looked up from the $398 TVs in surprise.
January 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Tonight while walking through Walmart I was talking about how we agreed to foster some cats this spring and I said, very loudly, “I hope we get a pregnant mom! Although then I’d want to sneak her to an abortion clinic” and some guy looked up from the $398 TVs in surprise.
I’m glad I pay almost nothing for my health insurance because they don’t cover shit. Oh I still have Covid and need an inhaler and cough medicine that won’t make me fall asleep? Tough shit! Aetna gives zero fucks.
January 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I’m glad I pay almost nothing for my health insurance because they don’t cover shit. Oh I still have Covid and need an inhaler and cough medicine that won’t make me fall asleep? Tough shit! Aetna gives zero fucks.