JoMo!
@heyitsjomo.bsky.social
A Gen-X era reader, a friend to good people, a longtime furry fan, a lover of art and good food and animals and cats in particular, and one of the many refugees of the Twitterpocalypse.
It’s a Milwaukee session, sir. I was just about to clear them.
December 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It’s a Milwaukee session, sir. I was just about to clear them.
It’s murder out there!
December 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It’s murder out there!
Imma sing the moo-doom song!
December 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Imma sing the moo-doom song!
You guys are great— thanks for coming to our fuzzy little corner of the world!
December 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
You guys are great— thanks for coming to our fuzzy little corner of the world!
I mean, if you spit, it’s just a kiss that went super deep.
December 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I mean, if you spit, it’s just a kiss that went super deep.
I did!
Are hugs still available?
Are hugs still available?
December 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I did!
Are hugs still available?
Are hugs still available?
Petition to rechristen virgin Bloody Marys as Sissy Carries.
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Petition to rechristen virgin Bloody Marys as Sissy Carries.
Ooh, any thoughts on Click?
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Ooh, any thoughts on Click?
Jan and Dan, surely very proud of their progeny.
December 3, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Jan and Dan, surely very proud of their progeny.
Speedy is a legend. I thought his first version was a little cuter than the one they settled on.
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Speedy is a legend. I thought his first version was a little cuter than the one they settled on.
The real filling in the Twinkie to Inspector Gadget was the music, so if you want a treat, look around for this album by the soundtrack’s French composer, Jacques Cardona, on streaming services. Hearing these tunes in high fidelity stereo is like hearing some of them for the first time!
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The real filling in the Twinkie to Inspector Gadget was the music, so if you want a treat, look around for this album by the soundtrack’s French composer, Jacques Cardona, on streaming services. Hearing these tunes in high fidelity stereo is like hearing some of them for the first time!
Hey, happy birthday, @proximacentauri069.bsky.social!
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Hey, happy birthday, @proximacentauri069.bsky.social!
The perfect breast size fills a wine glass.
December 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The perfect breast size fills a wine glass.
Limited edition Judy Hopps vibrator!
Membership has its perks.
Membership has its perks.
December 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Limited edition Judy Hopps vibrator!
Membership has its perks.
Membership has its perks.
HA! You got the dud!
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
HA! You got the dud!
This reminds me of how exciting it was to hear they were gonna do a Star War with a Black main character, and then this rolls into the stores:
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This reminds me of how exciting it was to hear they were gonna do a Star War with a Black main character, and then this rolls into the stores:
Okay, “Pandango”, you get my money. Lets dance.
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Okay, “Pandango”, you get my money. Lets dance.
I saw this guy in a children’s book getting splodged, and and I’ve been carrying the picture from it around with me for this moment, apparently.
Welcome to the Splodge Lodge!
Welcome to the Splodge Lodge!
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I saw this guy in a children’s book getting splodged, and and I’ve been carrying the picture from it around with me for this moment, apparently.
Welcome to the Splodge Lodge!
Welcome to the Splodge Lodge!
Every coffee table had some huge ugly ashtray in the middle of it!
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Every coffee table had some huge ugly ashtray in the middle of it!
Scalzi! Keeper of the Encarta!
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Scalzi! Keeper of the Encarta!
Have I got news for YOU!
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Have I got news for YOU!