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Elliot
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and that's really sad bc like, if you will go to the wall and pretend you're a huge kid rock fan, you act like he's somehow good even though he's not even one of the top million musicians ever, but yet you act like he's The Eagles, that just means you'll never come around. Ever.
February 10, 2026 at 3:03 AM
that's why it's so incredible, just so outrageous, that all these like, influential people are literally acting like they think kid rock is good. this one dude said "banger after banger" like...about kid rock. the saddest part is i think they believe it though.
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Nobody "liked" kid rock he was just a novelty. People would listen to it and laugh. Literally laugh at how bad it was. I actually witnessed this in person multiple times.
February 10, 2026 at 2:59 AM
In real life, Kid Rock was never good. Wasn't good enough for the hip hop kids to like him then tried rock and rap country and just was always stealing other people's music and always being the worst at it, whatever kind of music he was stealing from.
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
like ive been wanting to say this for like a week or more now but could never say it this well. "Liking Kid Rock is now part of your personality" is like the saddest, weirdest, realist thing you could ever say to anyone i think.
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 AM
im just asking questions here folks
February 1, 2026 at 5:13 AM
ok so are we to believe Elon Musk literally emailed Jeffrey Epstein begging to get on Epstein Island but Elon is so unimportant that Epstein literally delegated any sort of response to someone else because he matters that little
February 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
this is now a purely WNBA bluesky account for the rest of the day
January 30, 2026 at 6:07 PM
i saw a bunch of the best players in the WNBA last night and i saw Kelsey Plum walking by and i was like "Can i have a high five?" and she was going to go sit for dinner so i didnt want to bug her but she was so gracious she was like "sure" and gave me a high five it was awesome
January 30, 2026 at 6:06 PM
i need to get a haircut but i dont want my barber to try to talk to me about football
January 28, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Father, if thou be willing, remove this cup from me: nevertheless not my will, but thine, be done
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
ok so thats my opinion ok i feel like most people probably wouldnt think filter's "title of record" is one of the best rock albums of the late 1990s ok i get it
January 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Filter's "Title of Record" is absolutely one of the top 5 best rock albums of the late 90's.
January 11, 2026 at 2:07 AM
yo what if in The Truman Show he actually really was going crazy and hallucinating all that stuff that happened that would be a better movie i think
January 7, 2026 at 2:31 AM
also nobody in the world, except maybe Stefon Diggs, thought Stefon Diggs was still this good.
December 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I won't say that the New England Patriots are a great team. But I will say that they are incredibly dangerous right now.
December 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i like Limp Bizkit just fine and i like Nookie but I think that song was maybe like not done with the lyrics at best
December 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
did you ever think about how in Trading Places like the two dudes BillyRay and Louis are actually trading stocks or whatever like on the trade floor i feel like maybe The Big Trade or something would have got that concept across more clearly for me idk lol merry christmas
December 25, 2025 at 10:01 AM
jk its Jake Plummer lol
December 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
If you're wondering which quarterback that Drake Maye reminds you of, it's Andrew Luck.

#AndrewLuck #DrakeMaye #NickNolte #BeverlyHillsCop #Vornado #Atreju #ForFansOf #HeadbangersBall #MikePatton #SpiritAirways
December 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
the Will Ferrell movie run really is outrageous. Roxbury, Elf, Zoolander, Anchorman, Ricky Bobby, Old School, Step Brothers, Other Guys, that's all in like a 15 year period too. so many like "favorite" movies in there. At least one is in your, and everybody's, top 5.
December 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
yo the movie Clueless is incredible lol like this one dude is trying to hook up w Cher in his car and his slickest move is to sing the band The Cranberries at her lol this is dope
December 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
brb trying to apologize to my chatgpt for being mean about requesting actual facts and not properly written speculation amalgamations from a bunch of dudes on reddit
December 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
hey lets log in to bluesky to find out what i should get upset about today
December 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
you know how, years ago, people would wear those WWJD bracelets? What Would Jesus Do? I feel like what Ms Rachel has done, and continues to do, is actually, in real life, WJWD.
December 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM