Hexagonal Crank
@hexagonalcrank.bsky.social
I'm a tool. And Luigi Mangione did nothing wrong.
"Welcome to Homestarrunner dot net!"
<Whispers> "It's dot com."
"Right...Welcome to Homestarrunner dot net! It's Dot Com!"
<Whispers> "It's dot com."
"Right...Welcome to Homestarrunner dot net! It's Dot Com!"
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
"Welcome to Homestarrunner dot net!"
<Whispers> "It's dot com."
"Right...Welcome to Homestarrunner dot net! It's Dot Com!"
<Whispers> "It's dot com."
"Right...Welcome to Homestarrunner dot net! It's Dot Com!"
The tummy is a trap, son!
December 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The tummy is a trap, son!
You can tell it's super legit because NO ONE wanted to be seen putting it on Trump.
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
You can tell it's super legit because NO ONE wanted to be seen putting it on Trump.
It will be passed with a page and a half unsigned majority.
Luigi Mangione did nothing wrong.
Luigi Mangione did nothing wrong.
December 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It will be passed with a page and a half unsigned majority.
Luigi Mangione did nothing wrong.
Luigi Mangione did nothing wrong.
Every time I hear a talking head go on about how good a booker Grizzly Smith was I realize how deep the rot is.
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every time I hear a talking head go on about how good a booker Grizzly Smith was I realize how deep the rot is.
IDK. I might do it for a really kick ass blanket. Goes double for a sandwich good enough to make me forget my troubles.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
IDK. I might do it for a really kick ass blanket. Goes double for a sandwich good enough to make me forget my troubles.
Every time someone says Hillary Clinton lost for unfair reasons, Tim Kaine pops up on another one of these damn lists. =/
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Every time someone says Hillary Clinton lost for unfair reasons, Tim Kaine pops up on another one of these damn lists. =/
Feck! Arse! Girls!
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Feck! Arse! Girls!
Best place for a nap? I'd have to go with the middle of your largest media event for the year. RIGHT when the camera is guaranteed to be focused on you. Second best place is in the privacy of your bedroom.
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Best place for a nap? I'd have to go with the middle of your largest media event for the year. RIGHT when the camera is guaranteed to be focused on you. Second best place is in the privacy of your bedroom.
All the teams are owned by Monsanto Company board members. Good luck with that =/
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
All the teams are owned by Monsanto Company board members. Good luck with that =/
I saved it as an oscilloscope pattern on a reel-to-reel tape - the only way I know of to record such audio clips.
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I saved it as an oscilloscope pattern on a reel-to-reel tape - the only way I know of to record such audio clips.
That is some oblivious "What, me worry?" energy right there XD
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
That is some oblivious "What, me worry?" energy right there XD
One would think the blue checkmark on Twitter would do that.
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 AM
One would think the blue checkmark on Twitter would do that.
Shareholders.
November 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Shareholders.
Whomever taught her to carve a turkey like that should be deported.
November 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Whomever taught her to carve a turkey like that should be deported.
The Swedish branch of my family changed the affix at the end of their name from -ton to -berg when the emigrated to North America because they came over with a boat-load of Germans. No idea if the change was voluntary or imposed. Confuses people who try and guess my ancestry at any rate.
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The Swedish branch of my family changed the affix at the end of their name from -ton to -berg when the emigrated to North America because they came over with a boat-load of Germans. No idea if the change was voluntary or imposed. Confuses people who try and guess my ancestry at any rate.
This wording may be unkind, but any kid I grew up with who was poor and skeezy always had access to a guitar. Usually multiples. Doesn't matter how poor or skeezy they were, they always could get their hands on a guitar somewhere.
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
This wording may be unkind, but any kid I grew up with who was poor and skeezy always had access to a guitar. Usually multiples. Doesn't matter how poor or skeezy they were, they always could get their hands on a guitar somewhere.
<thinks hard>
Probably Dracula: Dead and Loving It if I had to guess.
Probably Dracula: Dead and Loving It if I had to guess.
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
<thinks hard>
Probably Dracula: Dead and Loving It if I had to guess.
Probably Dracula: Dead and Loving It if I had to guess.
2025, Adam enters his religious phase. - Future art historians, probably.
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
2025, Adam enters his religious phase. - Future art historians, probably.
And so the countdown begins…
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
And so the countdown begins…
This is why you're not a world renowned graphic artist yet - you keep getting sidetracked with your manifestation powers XD
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This is why you're not a world renowned graphic artist yet - you keep getting sidetracked with your manifestation powers XD
I was DMing D&D a few years ago and one of my players character got dissolved in a slime. He started rolling up a new character, and I told him "There's nothing in the rules that says a dissolved wizard can't adventure." Spent two weeks unsuccessfully trying to get him to play "Chum Bucket."
November 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I was DMing D&D a few years ago and one of my players character got dissolved in a slime. He started rolling up a new character, and I told him "There's nothing in the rules that says a dissolved wizard can't adventure." Spent two weeks unsuccessfully trying to get him to play "Chum Bucket."
That’s a deep cut 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
That’s a deep cut 🤣
Them: "Do you wear a hat all the time because you're ashamed of losing your hair?"
Me: "I've been 'losing my hair' since I was 18. I wear a hat because my scalp is slight more sensitive to the elements than my balls and I keep those puppies wrapped up nice and warm, thank you very much."
Me: "I've been 'losing my hair' since I was 18. I wear a hat because my scalp is slight more sensitive to the elements than my balls and I keep those puppies wrapped up nice and warm, thank you very much."
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Them: "Do you wear a hat all the time because you're ashamed of losing your hair?"
Me: "I've been 'losing my hair' since I was 18. I wear a hat because my scalp is slight more sensitive to the elements than my balls and I keep those puppies wrapped up nice and warm, thank you very much."
Me: "I've been 'losing my hair' since I was 18. I wear a hat because my scalp is slight more sensitive to the elements than my balls and I keep those puppies wrapped up nice and warm, thank you very much."