Is there really not a version of shallow, prosperity gospel protestantism with a superficial catholic aesthetic? That's clearly what JD and the twitter trad caths are searching for.

He's just the right mixture of liar, stupid, and arrogant that he knows he's lying but also believes that everything will work out perfectly as long as he and the other Great Men are running the show. Details don't matter and probably make his head hurt a little.

We must send your sons to war to do a favour to our oil companies 😥. Won't somebody think of the oil companies?

Joe Biden permanently destroyed the economy and also it's perfect and everything is the most affordable its ever been.

The American government has been replaced with a series of groypers who don't get along or talk to each other.

You should know not to go left in a roundabout. You should know that. You shouldn't need painted lines to tell you which side of the road to drive on.

We used to be a country of sternly worded letter writers. 😔

If they tell themselves everything is equally bad, then they never have a responsibility to fight anything bad.

A. I know we're supposed to try seeing things from Loghain's side, he was genuinely worried about his country's sovereignty, blah blah, but he engaged in some cartoonishly underhanded, totally unnecessary conspiracies.

This episode of The Simpsons aired like 30 years ago and they're just copying it so lazily.