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Hesse Phillips
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🏳️‍🌈 Historical fiction | Queer history | Theatre history | Early modernist | USian in Spain.
Debut novel LIGHTBORNE out now.
Rep: Brianlangan.bsky.social.
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"Sex-Pest And Pedophile Who Also Happens to Be Gay Dashes Our Hopes That Karma Might Just Possibly Exist By Revealing That He's Doing Fine, Actually." There, fixed it.
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Yeah, read this the other day with my jaw on the floor. Now apparently Saldaya is out there somewhere posting that this article is just what happens when you're a "revolutionary disruptor" or some shit like that. Actually it's what happens when you're a monster.
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Because this is blowing up slightly... Vote for Milo!
Ahhhh! My friend @todd-milo.bsky.social incredible debut novel THE LILAC PEOPLE is in the Goodreads Reader's Choice Awards!! Go forth Goodreaders, and vote for this beautiful book about the fall of the Weimar dream and trans survival in Nazi era Berlin!
Last Chance! Vote in the Final Round of the 2025 Goodreads Choice Awards!
It all comes down to this. Pick your favorite books of the year in the Goodreads Choice Awards.
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November 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
It's been going around. TERFs try to legitimize their awfulness by putting the handful of queer cis women who agree with it front and center. But yeah, it's obviously total bullshit, not even taking into account that there are plenty of trans lesbians out there!
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I'm so sorry. My mom is an ocean away, so we haven't done Thanksgiving together in years, but I find myself turning into her on the night before - adopting her crazy whirlwind of perfectionism, going thru her little prep rituals. It's a bit like having her around ❤️
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
and next thing you know I was on the kitchen floor covered in hot turkey juice with a truly enormous turkey on my chest. It took two people to get the turkey off me & back into the oven. Fortunately the burns were... superficial. The kitchen floor was slightly slippery for, I regret to say, weeks.
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Normally I just make two large chickens for Thanksgiving but last year we had such a big crowd coming that I decided to make a turkey. A MASSIVE turkey. Barely fit in my eeny European oven.

Recipe said to turn the turkey every 1/2 hour. First time I tried to turn it my arms gave out, then my legs,
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
There ought to be an award for this sort of thing
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
They are indeed bonkers, BUT the soaps are genuinely amazing, and if you ever lack for bathroom reading material you can always get caught up on Dr. Bronner's 'All one!' philosophy. Pretty sure I've read those labels up, down, and sideways, which is incidentally how they are printed.
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Not to mention "ketamine massages" 😬
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Check out Radio 3 España - they play some genuinely interesting stuff and have a good variety of shows. Just avoid the flamenco hour if you can, unless of course you like flamenco!
November 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM