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MerpersonMcMerdude🧜‍♂️✨️
@hes-a-merman.bsky.social
He's A Merman!🕺🎊✨️🌈🍉🏴‍☠️⚔️🔞
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OFMD fan account.
pirates, clowns, and freaks only 🖖

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can we stop hurting each other and give care to each other instead, please.
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
storp, this is a hold up i mean a selfie check point. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed!😘
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
& i made this about how rude he was 2 our waitress, which was 1 of biggest 🚩 of them all😤🤣
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I just think today's homescreen and the quoted post go well together
November 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
😈✨️
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
im no longer sticking to what was released in the 2000's but im sticking to what could have been found in my sister's room in the 2000's

Dead Can Dance the serpents egg 1988
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I love this game btw. longshot for Venetian Snares songs about my cats 2001
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
here's another guess, Valtari by Sigur Ros released 2012
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
my brain, trying to look at things normally and process things in regular human ways:
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
timeline🤌✨️ #ofmd
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
inspired / inspired by today's arrival, happy crmis 2 me.
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
42$ groceries right there. that's membership & sale prices, & the icecreams were 2 for 1. 🥲💸💔

on the positive side, I have a warm home, a truck that runs 4 now, hot water, food, & 3 kitties & 1 sugarbear 2 share it all with.🫂💓 I wish everyone had this too.
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
*scroll
*scroll
*IM NOT EVEN DEFENDING THE USSR HERE*
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
zinny says 'but father i h8 my siblings, kick them off the bed for me.'
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
soft warm angelbaby hours.🥰

he's been so upset about not being let out into the 30 degree weather🙄😑💘
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
your response above reminds me of that silly Andy grammar song "i want the magic," which is a gr8 song 4 getting pumped on the bike, & while I ride i sing it in the style of a punk/ metal addict going aggro 4 my fix, all gravely & growling & yelling. like this, which i hope brings u a giggle:
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
ok fine
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
OOFFFFF🫂🫂🫂🫂❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
November 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
✨️happy birthday to me😈✨️
November 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
it's just so nice to know that I'll never need a new background for my homescreen ever again 🫠🫠🫠
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
my guy✨️💖🥰
November 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM