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Matt
@heroneman.bsky.social
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A deeply unserious person.
He/Him
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My posture while I sleep:
Logo from Alien 3, with the xenomorph curled into a ball
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Only real Tony-heads know 🫣🤌
Don't let anyone treat you like Old Bay. You are Tony Charachere's. Know your worth. Underneath is a picture of old bay with a red cross and next to that is the superior, ultimate, gigachad Tony Chachere's
December 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Why is a social media manager on LinkedIn responding to posts like this this feels insane to me
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I'm ready
Still from a 90s computer animated show called Reboot of the character Mike the TV from the episode "wizards, warriors, and a word from our sponsor." The tv is dressed like a Viking?
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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MY SON
Panel from Modulo #10 showing a man with a hoodie pulled up. The words read, "We need to find... ...Yuji Itadori!"
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Oh no, it's missing my dog o clock
In a dog kennel, with a cushioned bed and blanket lays a wheaten terrier upside down A wheaten terrier runs on the beach with the ocean in the background and a man holding the leash. Her ears are floppy A wheaten terrier in a teal harness rests her head on a man's chest while looking up at him. The man has glasses and shirt brown hair A wheaten terrier sits on a couch, and has a biiiiiiiiiig yawn. There is a red and gray quilt behind her.
October 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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We changed our dogs water bowl and he now refuses to drink out of it. Brother gets SO thirsty.

I have to get him to even stand next to it by cupping my hand and filling it with water so he drinks some. It feels like I'm teaching him how to drink water for the first time he's insane
Picture of my dog, a catahoula/Collie mix chewing a bone on an elevated mat. There is cardboard on the mat, as he's a dragon and hoards cardboard to tear up.
September 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Three men on top of an ambulance from the TV show Sirens (2014). They are wearing sunglasses and fireworks are exploding behind them
September 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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A still of Sam Richardson from hit series "I think you should leave" shrugging
September 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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New NPC artwork I had done by @jroahn.bsky.social

Players were woofin and barkin in the chat for this priest of Selune
Art of a human with short blonde hair looking to the right and down, white jacket laying on shoulders, draped down the back wearing a black button up and a white vest. They also have a halo ring around their head. This is art of one of my D&D NPCs
September 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Speedy Gonzalez ran into my home and said 'Meep Meep' and sped away. Also i love this guy 😅
Picture of the famous loony tune
August 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Is this chatbot?
Screenshot of the default message when creating a new post asking me 'What's up?'
August 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Tweet screenshot from Carter Hambley that says "the earth is spinning faster because my goofy ass is at the north pole running in place"
July 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Weird that this headline says Müller isnt retiring from football but then immediately after it says he is retiring from football
Headline reads: Bayern Munich Legend Thomas Müller will not retire from football, likely headed to MLS
July 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Who needs a quiet life when you can have a dog there making it more chaotic?
Happy 1 year gotcha day our dog Vash!
In a yet unpacked room after moving, a border Collie/Catahoula mix perches behind boxes, much like a mountain goat Our dog Vash, a border Collie mix walks upon the viscera and remains of a squeak toy Blur shot shortly after we got Vash of him with a fuzzy blanket in his mouth. Vash at daycare going X Games mode with a wide grin, maybe the most fun he's ever had in his life.
July 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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How are we feeling about this tn chat?
An ostrich
July 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Tomorrow, I'm running A Familiar Adventure: Holy Ship! where you get to play as a wizard's familiar, trying to escape an Abyssal pirate ship stopping your wizards from saving the world.

Ever wanted to play a raccoon or an opossum or a skunk? I've got you covered.
Advertisement for a D&D 5e game I'm DMing called A Familiar Adventure: Holy Ship! The date to play is June 18th, at 6:30pm est, down at Durty Bull Brewing in Durham, NC. Buy tickets at dungeonsNdrafts.com
June 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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A picture of otter cove with still water, the stones underneath the surface of the water showing Another picture of otter cove in Acadia park
June 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Macro shot of reindeer moss A photo taken from the perspective of a still puddle, showing clear reflections of the trees on the other side A close up shot of a small tree with moss growing at the bottom and 4 small pinecones that we found already at the bass of the twig/tree. The perspective makes it seem like the small tree is as large as the trees around it in the background Picture of an exposed tree root system
June 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Just a perfect day out. I like taking nature pics
Close up of the forest floor looking into a dense area of trees Macro shot of reindeer moss, which is a lichen Macro shot of grass Branches from an evergreen tree found in Acadia park
June 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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A Catahoula Leopard mix looking directly at the camera while chewing on a bone
May 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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I love that fujimoto and gege are friends
Panel from jujutsu Kaisen, volume 10, Gojo on the left and speech bubble on the right saying "he's the strongest"
May 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Jujutsu Kaisen lookin panel lmao
Panel from Chainsawman #204 of Chainsawman in one corner and speech blurb in another saying "you really are strong, chainsaw man"
May 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Every sane person to Wilbur scoville when he went up to them and said, here's how we measure pepper spiciness:
May 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Need a shirt that says, "I have an unknown neurological/auto-immune disorder and all I got for it was this fun cane"
The top third of a black cane with silver embellishment on the side in the pattern of lillies of the valley
May 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM