Hermshu
@hermshu.bsky.social
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I don’t want to be vulnerable. I want to play Nintendo.
January 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I don’t want to be vulnerable. I want to play Nintendo.
I’m too sexy for my shirt, but to be fair my shirt has no genitals or ass.
January 14, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I’m too sexy for my shirt, but to be fair my shirt has no genitals or ass.
I have to poop. Normal human digestive process or a far left conspiracy?
January 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I have to poop. Normal human digestive process or a far left conspiracy?
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Doesn't everyone have a floor sweater? (A sweater that is always on the floor somewhere in your house)
December 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Doesn't everyone have a floor sweater? (A sweater that is always on the floor somewhere in your house)
Before I deleted my old account, I had around 1.6K followers, but I couldn’t handle it. The parties, the cocaine, the orgies, it was all too much.
January 12, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Before I deleted my old account, I had around 1.6K followers, but I couldn’t handle it. The parties, the cocaine, the orgies, it was all too much.
Thinking of calling in “kissed from a rose on the grey” to work tomorrow.
January 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Thinking of calling in “kissed from a rose on the grey” to work tomorrow.
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funny how yawning is contagious but sleeplessness is not. insomnia is a lonely disease
January 11, 2026 at 3:54 AM
funny how yawning is contagious but sleeplessness is not. insomnia is a lonely disease
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Let's go beat the shit out of Mr. Beast. Message me for details.
January 11, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Let's go beat the shit out of Mr. Beast. Message me for details.
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guys settle an argument for me-
how many meatballs are you supposed to eat at the same time if you're trying to impress a girl?
how many meatballs are you supposed to eat at the same time if you're trying to impress a girl?
January 11, 2026 at 1:42 AM
guys settle an argument for me-
how many meatballs are you supposed to eat at the same time if you're trying to impress a girl?
how many meatballs are you supposed to eat at the same time if you're trying to impress a girl?
Coffee is like cocaine to me, by which I mean I snort it.
January 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Coffee is like cocaine to me, by which I mean I snort it.
Just-ate-nine-Jolly-Ranchers-ly: “Why do I have a headache?”
January 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Just-ate-nine-Jolly-Ranchers-ly: “Why do I have a headache?”
Thinking about the guy who this ad works on.
January 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Thinking about the guy who this ad works on.
Ok, hear me out. The reason I don’t like American football is because they wear so much padding and a helmet and stuff on the top, but not so much padding on the bottom, and they actually wear like tights which is the opposite of padding, and it’s too top heavy and goofy looking.
January 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Ok, hear me out. The reason I don’t like American football is because they wear so much padding and a helmet and stuff on the top, but not so much padding on the bottom, and they actually wear like tights which is the opposite of padding, and it’s too top heavy and goofy looking.
You may think I’m an idiot, but scratch the surface a little and I’ll have an ouchie.
January 5, 2026 at 12:26 PM
You may think I’m an idiot, but scratch the surface a little and I’ll have an ouchie.
True Story: I called in sick because I sharted while getting ready for work.
January 5, 2026 at 10:50 AM
True Story: I called in sick because I sharted while getting ready for work.
Some of you have New Year’s resolutions like losing weight, or quitting drinking. Pfft, that’s not my style. My resolution is to do a lot of push ups this year.
January 5, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Some of you have New Year’s resolutions like losing weight, or quitting drinking. Pfft, that’s not my style. My resolution is to do a lot of push ups this year.
I’m not doing this for free anymore.
💎 = 1 pun skeet
💎💎 = wry observation
💎💎💎= makes you think and makes you laugh
💎💎💎💎👑 = I’ll kick you in your genitals
💎 = 1 pun skeet
💎💎 = wry observation
💎💎💎= makes you think and makes you laugh
💎💎💎💎👑 = I’ll kick you in your genitals
January 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I’m not doing this for free anymore.
💎 = 1 pun skeet
💎💎 = wry observation
💎💎💎= makes you think and makes you laugh
💎💎💎💎👑 = I’ll kick you in your genitals
💎 = 1 pun skeet
💎💎 = wry observation
💎💎💎= makes you think and makes you laugh
💎💎💎💎👑 = I’ll kick you in your genitals
Finally have something to remove the radioactive zombies from my photos.
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Finally have something to remove the radioactive zombies from my photos.
Barely keeping i🪢t together
January 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Barely keeping i🪢t together
To air is human, to water is fish
December 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
To air is human, to water is fish