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Team HERMES
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Creators of the Eudoramail app for Windows: https://hermes.cx. Also make a PHP tool for automating BlueSky and a library for people writing text editors. One of us (our social media manager) makes BeamNG mods too. We proudly support Ukraine.
Somewhere in Russia, a village is missing an idiot, and that idiot is named Dmitry.
August 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dimon's been a naughty boy! Russia is the world's bitch and he should remember that you don't paint a turd brown!
July 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Not according to Zelensky, you fucking rеtаrd.
July 12, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Weapons shipments have been restored, according to #Zelensky, and there are good signals. #Ukraine
July 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Vive l'Entente!
July 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Annual dildo production
July 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
July 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Read this and tell me Rubio's statement isn't imperialist.
July 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
#NAFOArticle5 on Tokyo Rose over here. Or should we say William "Hawhaw" Joyce.
June 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
#NAFOArticle5 Fake fella alert. Or just an absolute nutbar. Best stay on your toes.
June 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Frankly, some people cheer the fact that the Yanks have to eat humble pie... *for once*.
June 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Gout Gout? Here, pop some Uloric.
June 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
A well-deserved return to rhetorical form for #Trump. This is his strength: mirroring the way Americans talk in their bedrooms (we know his politics are shit tho). Unless the Democrats pick a leader who uses Trump's turn of phrase without his awful politics, their leaders will be roundly disliked
June 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Salami got sliced. #israel
June 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
#grok went bonkers today. Why is it... not grokking?
May 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Agree or disagree?
May 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Despite the offensiveness of this person's username, (s)he was correct. Probably a seer.
May 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum: habemus papam!
Eminentissimum ac reverendissimum dominum,
 Dnum Robertum Franciscum,
 Sanctæ Romanæ Ecclesiæ Cardinalem Prevost,
 qui sibi nomen imposuit Leo XIV.
May 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
A hint as to where this is from:
April 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
#NAFO Leave a like if, and ONLY if, you know this man.
March 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Here's more #MassEffect x #ChatGPT goodness. If you see someone's face in focus, they're a named character in our marketer's novels.
March 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
We've been playing around with ChatGPT's image generation capabilities. One of us is a #MassEffect nerd who fancies himself a novelist, so here's the art that's probably going to make his book/fanfiction! And for the Mass Effect fans, any idea where this takes place?
March 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
If #Russia and the #Serbian government are Mordor... then that means #Ukraine is Rivendell. But it also means that #Serbian opposition... is Gondor and Rohan. And that tracks perfectly.
March 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Jó éjszakát! Ukrajna hőseinek, dicsőség!
March 6, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Although... U-235 in specific has its own charm... IYKYK!
March 6, 2025 at 5:55 AM