Kid Monster
@hermanngottlieb.bsky.social
30 | the Vampire Valedictorian 🦇🧛🏻♀️🫀💋 | Alan Wake's #1 fan 🔦🪫📖☕ | Armand aficionado 🩸💉🧓🏼📼 | bisexual birder 🐦🐦⬛🕊️🦉 | same handle on the formerly-named bird app | NSFW posts warning, no followers below 21 | cross posts from 🐦 so you'll see double, hehe
Cuddled with my girlfriend and played games while she napped on me, then cuddled with my boyfriend and watched PJO after dinner, I'm blessed 💙
February 7, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Cuddled with my girlfriend and played games while she napped on me, then cuddled with my boyfriend and watched PJO after dinner, I'm blessed 💙
Garfield says trans rights.
February 2, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Garfield says trans rights.
Started going to the same gym as my boyfriend and have very quickly realised that I cannot sit directly across from him whilst he's on the hip abductor because I am simply too useless and gay.
February 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Started going to the same gym as my boyfriend and have very quickly realised that I cannot sit directly across from him whilst he's on the hip abductor because I am simply too useless and gay.
January 17, 2026 at 9:21 PM
One last lil repost before I get too embarrassed to acknowledge that this post exists.
Hi everyone, bit of a vulnerable post here but one of my self-set goals for 2026 has been to either make a new friend, either IRL or online and/or to reconnect with an old friend that I may have grown distant from, for whatever reason.
The second part is why I'm posting this.
The second part is why I'm posting this.
January 17, 2026 at 6:49 PM
One last lil repost before I get too embarrassed to acknowledge that this post exists.
I'm watching Tell Me Lies because a few of the girls at work are, do not go near it if whiny, entitled, narcissistic little pissbaby men give you an aneurysm because oh my GOD, I haven't hated a fictional character in a while as much as I hate Stephen.
January 17, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I'm watching Tell Me Lies because a few of the girls at work are, do not go near it if whiny, entitled, narcissistic little pissbaby men give you an aneurysm because oh my GOD, I haven't hated a fictional character in a while as much as I hate Stephen.
I don't have access to DMs on here, FYI!
January 11, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I don't have access to DMs on here, FYI!
@daniellerianna.bsky.social I think you sent me a DM on here but I haven't done the verification thing so I can't see it, sorry!
January 9, 2026 at 12:39 AM
@daniellerianna.bsky.social I think you sent me a DM on here but I haven't done the verification thing so I can't see it, sorry!
Friend group Secret Santa, I was blessed 🖤🧛🏻♀️🩸
January 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Friend group Secret Santa, I was blessed 🖤🧛🏻♀️🩸
"What if I rewatch Naruto from the beginning this year." - someone who is definitely mentally okay and absolutely not Going Through It
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
"What if I rewatch Naruto from the beginning this year." - someone who is definitely mentally okay and absolutely not Going Through It
Hi everyone, bit of a vulnerable post here but one of my self-set goals for 2026 has been to either make a new friend, either IRL or online and/or to reconnect with an old friend that I may have grown distant from, for whatever reason.
The second part is why I'm posting this.
The second part is why I'm posting this.
January 3, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Hi everyone, bit of a vulnerable post here but one of my self-set goals for 2026 has been to either make a new friend, either IRL or online and/or to reconnect with an old friend that I may have grown distant from, for whatever reason.
The second part is why I'm posting this.
The second part is why I'm posting this.
Off work for two collective days in a row for the first time in a While so I am getting joyful, playing video games and catching up with Critical Role at long past, happy Saturday everyone.
January 3, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Off work for two collective days in a row for the first time in a While so I am getting joyful, playing video games and catching up with Critical Role at long past, happy Saturday everyone.
Gifts from my loves (the Alan Wake book is a pre-order) 💙🩷💜
December 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Gifts from my loves (the Alan Wake book is a pre-order) 💙🩷💜
I'm doing this thing in 2026 where I go to a book shop & pick up the first book that catches my eye, no reading the blurb, no searching reviews, nada, I get it on pure vibes alone.
All that to say, I started a month early so the December '25 book is I Am a Cat by Natsume Sōseki.
All that to say, I started a month early so the December '25 book is I Am a Cat by Natsume Sōseki.
December 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm doing this thing in 2026 where I go to a book shop & pick up the first book that catches my eye, no reading the blurb, no searching reviews, nada, I get it on pure vibes alone.
All that to say, I started a month early so the December '25 book is I Am a Cat by Natsume Sōseki.
All that to say, I started a month early so the December '25 book is I Am a Cat by Natsume Sōseki.
We finally did up our first little tree together and watched The Grinch (one of the two or three Christmas movies I actually like). Innit cute. 💙🩷💜
December 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
We finally did up our first little tree together and watched The Grinch (one of the two or three Christmas movies I actually like). Innit cute. 💙🩷💜
Had a lie in this morning, had some fun with my girlfriend this afternoon then had a cuddle, now I'm eating some food and watching TV, and then I'm going shopping with my boyfriend later and then when we're home all three of us are decorating the tree, what a good day.
December 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Had a lie in this morning, had some fun with my girlfriend this afternoon then had a cuddle, now I'm eating some food and watching TV, and then I'm going shopping with my boyfriend later and then when we're home all three of us are decorating the tree, what a good day.
Taking recommendations for queer books! Any genre, any length, the only request is that they are primarily queer!
And if you don't mind, please RT to spread so I can get as many recommendations as possible. I've read quite a bit already, but I'm always down for something new!
And if you don't mind, please RT to spread so I can get as many recommendations as possible. I've read quite a bit already, but I'm always down for something new!
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December 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Taking recommendations for queer books! Any genre, any length, the only request is that they are primarily queer!
And if you don't mind, please RT to spread so I can get as many recommendations as possible. I've read quite a bit already, but I'm always down for something new!
And if you don't mind, please RT to spread so I can get as many recommendations as possible. I've read quite a bit already, but I'm always down for something new!
Magic night (except me, I cracked and I'm reading the gay hockey books in the corner).
December 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Magic night (except me, I cracked and I'm reading the gay hockey books in the corner).
Trying to do the Christmas thing this year for the first time in like, twenty years or whatever. Even though I'm working most of it I'm going to try to have a nice lil Christmas with 🩷 and 💜, we went and got some decorations and a lil tree today.
December 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Trying to do the Christmas thing this year for the first time in like, twenty years or whatever. Even though I'm working most of it I'm going to try to have a nice lil Christmas with 🩷 and 💜, we went and got some decorations and a lil tree today.
Has anyone drawn Gelphie NSFW fanart with Elphaba eating Glinda out underneath one of her big poofy dresses, asking for a friend.
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Has anyone drawn Gelphie NSFW fanart with Elphaba eating Glinda out underneath one of her big poofy dresses, asking for a friend.
Five minutes in to playing Dispatch.
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December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Five minutes in to playing Dispatch.
Someone, and I won't name any names, is enjoying the heated clothes horse.
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Someone, and I won't name any names, is enjoying the heated clothes horse.
I am so severely bisexual, oh sweet mercy. #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleCampaign4
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I am so severely bisexual, oh sweet mercy. #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleCampaign4
My girlfriend told her counsellor (an upper middle-aged Irish woman) about our relationship with our boyfriend today and how we all live together and she went "good for you!!!", delightful.
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My girlfriend told her counsellor (an upper middle-aged Irish woman) about our relationship with our boyfriend today and how we all live together and she went "good for you!!!", delightful.