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I have discovered the best smell.
Photo of Yule Odin incense box by Fermata of Port Chalmers.
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Post your warning label
An elder God sits at a booth like Lucy's psychiatrist booth from the cartoon Peanuts. The sign reads psychological torture 5c and below that, the unspeakable eldritch horror is in.
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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A bit of cute for Monday morning.
2 panel cartoon. Top panel is a selfie of what looks like 2 flowers, faces in there center surrounded by "petals". Bottom panel is a pair of partially peeled bananas looking up at their phone. Clearly the petals are the peel. Text reads "Aw we look so pretty" (top panel) and "let's take another one" (bottom panel).
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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The Title is "Wombat Architecture Critics". The drawing is of a cube shaped building with 2 wombats looking at it. One says to the other "Well that looks like shit".
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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#Beach #dunnerstunner
2 sea lions on a beach at the point where the waves meet sand. White water in the background.
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Trump and Bill Clinton holding hands. Trump's tee-shirt reads "I drained the swamp". Clinton's reads "swamp".
November 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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If you see this post a bird.
A goldfinch standing on long dandelion stem against a green hedge.
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Ahoy peeps. New crab just dropped.

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4 Pics of new crab. Adorable crab is yellow to the front/upper body and black further down carapace and has black legs. New guy is sitting on a green leaf in all pics and photographed from behind (A & C/ left) and from the from (B & D/ right).
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Right? Moxie didn't purr at all until she'd been living with me for about 9 months. She still doesn't purr much but at least daily. She was less than 3 kgs when I got her from SPCA.
First pic ever taken of Moxie, a small tabby and white cat who is much larger and fluffier 4 years later.
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Drop something blue
A blue cartoon cat pointing at a list of instructions. The instructions are say:eye; spell:map; say: Ness.
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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A stork flying along with an elderly man dangling from a blanket in its beak. The caption reads fuck I'm late.
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Big hugs. And a fiendish Moxie.
A cat who appears mostly white except for her tabby head, attacking a yellow blanket.
November 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Surveillance state
Moxie, a green eyed tabby and white cat, peering over the arm of a green couch. Brown curtains form the background.
October 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Good night.
A little tabby and white cat sleeping like a weirdo on a yellow blanket.
October 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Happy gotcha weekend to this wee beastie.
Moxie having a snooze. She's a very fluffy tabby and white cat. Moxie on her first day with her new flatmate.
October 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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A drawin gof Clint eastward done in the style of the Kiss by Klimt
October 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Of course women don't like the cybertruck.

Women only want one thing (other than Wonder Woman's plane) and it's Richard Scary's Apple Car.
A worm driving an Apple car with the text "you got fast car, I got a plan to get us of here".
October 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Looks way spookier than it is.
Light on the wall coming inthougg a window of very old glass, the window frame making a cross shaped shadow in the wavy light pattern.
October 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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#Cats so poised so elegant...
Moxie, a medium long haired white and tabby sitting on yellow blanket, looking elegant. Moxie, head turned to the camera yawns and goes full fang face.
October 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Light on water.
Light on water with patterns caused by the wind ruffling the water.
October 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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4 panel cartoon: 1 an otter with its head out of the water. 2 the otter dives and we see its tail (text reads splash). 3 a cat is standing on the shore observing the otter, thinking "holy crap." 4 the cat is shown thinking "a mermaid!"
October 13, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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It is the greatest. I learnt about Gaur from Bluesky. Utter units.
Gaur walking across the road in front of a bus. It could destroy with a look. Or with its gigantic muscles and remarkable speed.
October 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Some frilly bitches, an angry pansy and some random pretties. #SundayStroll
Very frilly small pinkish rhodendron type flowers Foamy white rhododendron type flowers. A white pansy with a purple "face". It looks kind of mad. Pretty little white flowers on long green grass. No idea what they are.
October 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Saw a shag in Ōwheo/Leith Stream today.
Shag on a rock in a stream.
October 8, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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#shag
A shag on a rock in a stream. A shag (black and white seabird) on a rock in a stream.
October 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM