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K 🍑 (but extra freaky🧡)
@helluvalotofbutt.bsky.social
MDNI - Age in bio to follow 🔞🔞
Side account for @helluvabutt, where I can post my niche kinks, and be sad occassionally. Expect occassional dead dove.

If you don't want to see wg art, mute #helluvalotofbutt, if you do, you're in the right place
Pretty sure I have that thought at least 5 times a day, not including additional thoughts such as "How do I make this about Stolas?" and "How do I make this about Stolitz?"
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It's so fucking good, I can't wait for everyone else to read it too!
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I talked to old friend, and we've kept in touch, y'know, short convos when it's our birthdays or Christmas, but we were messaging each other for about 3 hours last night, and it felt so good. And we're going to meet up just after my birthday! #buttrambles
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Thank you!! 🧡 We've been engaged for almost two years now and just finally getting around to tying the knot
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I also actually talked to my partner about it instead of bottling it up, and he suggested trying to reconnect with an old friend who lives nearby so I reached out to let her know about the wedding, and I'm going to try and meet up for the first time in almost a decade, so wish me luck!
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I need to do more gender fuckery outside of preg stuff.
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
HELL YEAH!! I can always count on you to Get It
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
But without his own fullness as a deterrent, he eats even more than before, using food to get through life.

It's only when he has a meeting in Gluttony, and Stella insists he take his imp given how fat it must be after a year of his overeating, that he is confronted with an incredibly fat Blitz.
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
He doesn't really know the details, but treats it as out of sight, out of mind, continuing to indulge to get himself through the parties Stella drags him along to. He reasons that he barely gained anything during years of overeating, so he doesn't feel too bad about handing it off to somebody else.
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM