ZANE
@hellozane.bsky.social
Cultural observations with no solutions.
Very tired. 🫠
Very tired. 🫠
Pinned
btw do we still believe kanye is crazy?
February 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
btw do we still believe kanye is crazy?
I would never judge someone for not reading the Epstein files. Švejk, however, is where I start taking notes. 🤨
February 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I would never judge someone for not reading the Epstein files. Švejk, however, is where I start taking notes. 🤨
Sorry I can’t donate right now, my disposable income has been disposed.
February 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Sorry I can’t donate right now, my disposable income has been disposed.
Years later, people connected to it were named in reports tied to Jeffrey Epstein’s network. And it wasn’t the only mdel agency here like that.
Small country doesn’t mean small scale, I guess. 🇱🇻
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Anyways, thanks for your service, fat thighs. 🫶🏻
Small country doesn’t mean small scale, I guess. 🇱🇻
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Anyways, thanks for your service, fat thighs. 🫶🏻
I was 16, at a casting in an agency flexing Dior and Vogue.
They handed me a dirty bikini with feminine discharge to try on, and then said:
“Too fat, but if you train hard, maybe.”
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So much for glamour, high fashion and poor hygiene. ❤️✨
They handed me a dirty bikini with feminine discharge to try on, and then said:
“Too fat, but if you train hard, maybe.”
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So much for glamour, high fashion and poor hygiene. ❤️✨
February 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Years later, people connected to it were named in reports tied to Jeffrey Epstein’s network. And it wasn’t the only mdel agency here like that.
Small country doesn’t mean small scale, I guess. 🇱🇻
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Anyways, thanks for your service, fat thighs. 🫶🏻
Small country doesn’t mean small scale, I guess. 🇱🇻
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Anyways, thanks for your service, fat thighs. 🫶🏻
Whooo’s that wonderful booooy, could he be any cuteeer?! 🥹
February 1, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Whooo’s that wonderful booooy, could he be any cuteeer?! 🥹
Blasting “Money for Nothing” all the way home.
Walked inside.
Opened my bank app.
Plot twist. 😵💫
Walked inside.
Opened my bank app.
Plot twist. 😵💫
January 31, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Blasting “Money for Nothing” all the way home.
Walked inside.
Opened my bank app.
Plot twist. 😵💫
Walked inside.
Opened my bank app.
Plot twist. 😵💫
Homesickness but make it logistics.
1:17 AM, 120km, dog in the back, drill from dad, vibes from 2007. 🥺
1:17 AM, 120km, dog in the back, drill from dad, vibes from 2007. 🥺
January 30, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Homesickness but make it logistics.
1:17 AM, 120km, dog in the back, drill from dad, vibes from 2007. 🥺
1:17 AM, 120km, dog in the back, drill from dad, vibes from 2007. 🥺
Calling immigrants a threat while being afraid of a sign-up form and bootcamps. 🚩
January 29, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Calling immigrants a threat while being afraid of a sign-up form and bootcamps. 🚩
Me: adult with responsibilities.
Also me: making tiny roads for a dachshund so he doesn’t have to jump in the snow. ❄️
Also me: making tiny roads for a dachshund so he doesn’t have to jump in the snow. ❄️
January 27, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Me: adult with responsibilities.
Also me: making tiny roads for a dachshund so he doesn’t have to jump in the snow. ❄️
Also me: making tiny roads for a dachshund so he doesn’t have to jump in the snow. ❄️
12+ years in corporate and still no ass-kissing skills unlocked.
January 27, 2026 at 1:37 PM
12+ years in corporate and still no ass-kissing skills unlocked.
“You don’t know me.”
(A man I can identify by footsteps).
(A man I can identify by footsteps).
January 26, 2026 at 6:41 PM
“You don’t know me.”
(A man I can identify by footsteps).
(A man I can identify by footsteps).
WFH perk nobody mentions:
When you’re sick, lunch can legally be a nap with your sausage dog. 🐶
When you’re sick, lunch can legally be a nap with your sausage dog. 🐶
January 26, 2026 at 12:04 PM
WFH perk nobody mentions:
When you’re sick, lunch can legally be a nap with your sausage dog. 🐶
When you’re sick, lunch can legally be a nap with your sausage dog. 🐶
Paid for fine dining, wine, and old town vibes. The noise didn’t make me leave.
Watching a hotel full of men do nothing about a drugged-up, drunk company did.
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Checked out at 4:40am with zero regrets. 🫡
Watching a hotel full of men do nothing about a drugged-up, drunk company did.
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Checked out at 4:40am with zero regrets. 🫡
January 25, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Paid for fine dining, wine, and old town vibes. The noise didn’t make me leave.
Watching a hotel full of men do nothing about a drugged-up, drunk company did.
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Checked out at 4:40am with zero regrets. 🫡
Watching a hotel full of men do nothing about a drugged-up, drunk company did.
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Checked out at 4:40am with zero regrets. 🫡
🫶🏻 Won an iPhone? Cool. But honestly… nothing beats seeing THIS and feeling like a tiny human being in a giant fishy universe. 🪼🐠
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📍 L’Aquàrium de Barcelona
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📍 L’Aquàrium de Barcelona
January 21, 2026 at 10:58 PM
🫶🏻 Won an iPhone? Cool. But honestly… nothing beats seeing THIS and feeling like a tiny human being in a giant fishy universe. 🪼🐠
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📍 L’Aquàrium de Barcelona
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📍 L’Aquàrium de Barcelona
Barcelona once took my iPhone. Today it gave me one back at an expo raffle. Closure I didn’t know I needed. ❤️
January 21, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Barcelona once took my iPhone. Today it gave me one back at an expo raffle. Closure I didn’t know I needed. ❤️
Market crush. Jámon so good it’s basically flirting with my taste buds 😏🇪🇸
January 20, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Market crush. Jámon so good it’s basically flirting with my taste buds 😏🇪🇸
Level of tiredness: “let’s go down to the rooftoop”. 😶🌫️
January 19, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Level of tiredness: “let’s go down to the rooftoop”. 😶🌫️
Another Sagrada Família moment.
Thank you, Barcelona, for not robbing me today. Fingers crossed for continued cooperation tomorrow.🤞🏻🫶🏻
Thank you, Barcelona, for not robbing me today. Fingers crossed for continued cooperation tomorrow.🤞🏻🫶🏻
January 18, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Another Sagrada Família moment.
Thank you, Barcelona, for not robbing me today. Fingers crossed for continued cooperation tomorrow.🤞🏻🫶🏻
Thank you, Barcelona, for not robbing me today. Fingers crossed for continued cooperation tomorrow.🤞🏻🫶🏻
Proof that even McDonald’s becomes fine dining with a Sagrada Família view.
January 18, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Proof that even McDonald’s becomes fine dining with a Sagrada Família view.
Hello Barcelona, I promise I’ll mind my business if you don’t steal my eyes directly off my face. 😇
January 18, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Hello Barcelona, I promise I’ll mind my business if you don’t steal my eyes directly off my face. 😇
Why don’t I read LinkedIn?
If I wanted to read things written with ChatGPT, I’d open my email.
If I wanted to read things written with ChatGPT, I’d open my email.
January 16, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Why don’t I read LinkedIn?
If I wanted to read things written with ChatGPT, I’d open my email.
If I wanted to read things written with ChatGPT, I’d open my email.
Interviewed for a role so fast & dynamic that even HR hadn’t caught up to it yet.
January 16, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Interviewed for a role so fast & dynamic that even HR hadn’t caught up to it yet.
