I looked it up and their recipe includes caramelized unions with stock but I stand by my outrage. www.betterthanbouillon.com/recipes/cara...

The face added to the logo on that last one is perfect👌

Cue ten thousand cowtown jokes but its name is Merigold and I love this adorable menace

Same nephew today: “Are pickles healthy?”

We got an Ohio mention! Which one of you works at Hallmark and how do I get a foot in the door

Marlene is doomed to spend eternity traveling through airline safety videos and is haunting Ella Neezer. Instead of the clock chiming it’s the seatbelt sign lights.

Not even to the first commercial break yet and SO many Charles Dickens puns

I’m not even a big Phantom fan but I can only imagine how much theater kids would eat up having a Lego version of that stage piece