Xu
@hellotherexu.bsky.social
Comedy writer (McSweeney’s, reductress), TTRPG performer & GM (Kollok, Stool Pigeons), actor, she who exists in the void
My ancestor the first cell that absorbed mitochondria: have you tried absorbing mitochondria??? Having a new powerhouse is AWESOME [cell equivalent of fist pump]
November 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My ancestor the first cell that absorbed mitochondria: have you tried absorbing mitochondria??? Having a new powerhouse is AWESOME [cell equivalent of fist pump]
me when it’s 12 minutes into game 5 and the jays hit back to back homers
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
me when it’s 12 minutes into game 5 and the jays hit back to back homers
TOP OF THE 18TH INNING
October 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
TOP OF THE 18TH INNING
Holy shit 87.7% of Americans died last year???
September 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Holy shit 87.7% of Americans died last year???
We live in the dumbest timeline
September 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
We live in the dumbest timeline
Me after every fucking vote:
July 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Me after every fucking vote:
Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
When your soul leaves your body but you still have to be at that meeting
April 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
When your soul leaves your body but you still have to be at that meeting
Got some art today and my husband said this can’t be in our bedroom because “I also live there.”
April 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Got some art today and my husband said this can’t be in our bedroom because “I also live there.”
Help my taxes are owning me????
April 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Help my taxes are owning me????
How did you get this picture of me???
April 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
How did you get this picture of me???
This is what he has flying in his house
March 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This is what he has flying in his house
This administration offers you a trade:
March 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This administration offers you a trade:
apparently all of suburban america is on the gaston egg diet
March 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
apparently all of suburban america is on the gaston egg diet
It does feel like this doesn’t it?
March 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It does feel like this doesn’t it?