Dave Murphy
@helloimdave.bsky.social
The smartest dumbass Jestin Haugh knows.
It can be whiskey Wednesday. It’s alliteration.
February 11, 2026 at 9:48 PM
It can be whiskey Wednesday. It’s alliteration.
Ah big fan of Japanese hip hop.
February 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Ah big fan of Japanese hip hop.
*grabs mic from Kevin* MODERN LOVE
February 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
*grabs mic from Kevin* MODERN LOVE
Experiments with my mother putting her hands in front of my eyes are producing fascinating results - and raising questions about the nature of selfhood. Where does she go when she disappears? Was she ever truly there? Or is it me who disappears?
February 11, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Experiments with my mother putting her hands in front of my eyes are producing fascinating results - and raising questions about the nature of selfhood. Where does she go when she disappears? Was she ever truly there? Or is it me who disappears?
I feel like AR Kane needs to be there, right? Though I’m not sure who you take out between Lush or Ride.
February 11, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I feel like AR Kane needs to be there, right? Though I’m not sure who you take out between Lush or Ride.
Can we also add the Snoop Dogg “Who!?” gif to this? No one who uses that gif will get into heaven.
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Can we also add the Snoop Dogg “Who!?” gif to this? No one who uses that gif will get into heaven.
Joots *takes a long drag off of a cigarette* now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Joots *takes a long drag off of a cigarette* now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.
Hey grab that Dale trashcan for me. I’ll pay you back in a week.
February 7, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Hey grab that Dale trashcan for me. I’ll pay you back in a week.
Man loves HHH so much he’s using the same ideas Trips used for Mania 19.
February 7, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Man loves HHH so much he’s using the same ideas Trips used for Mania 19.
Tell me don’t do I can crawl back in.
February 7, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Tell me don’t do I can crawl back in.
My buddies and I lovingly refer to acts like MXM, Dalton Castle, Harley, Outrunners etc as the “Moron Division”. Are the Iconics in Athena or Stat’s tier in ring? No. Are they first ballot moron division hall of famers? Without question.
February 6, 2026 at 9:14 PM
My buddies and I lovingly refer to acts like MXM, Dalton Castle, Harley, Outrunners etc as the “Moron Division”. Are the Iconics in Athena or Stat’s tier in ring? No. Are they first ballot moron division hall of famers? Without question.
“Kamala Harris lost Michigan because a guy with an @ like gumcuzzler posted piggy poop balls under a HarrisHQ tweet about how much she loves the Cheneys.” - Brian Gaar
February 6, 2026 at 9:08 PM
“Kamala Harris lost Michigan because a guy with an @ like gumcuzzler posted piggy poop balls under a HarrisHQ tweet about how much she loves the Cheneys.” - Brian Gaar
I really do feel for them. We should gather them all together in one spot so we can send our regards at one time. Maybe they could all, I dunno, line up on a wall somewhere.
February 6, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I really do feel for them. We should gather them all together in one spot so we can send our regards at one time. Maybe they could all, I dunno, line up on a wall somewhere.
Fallout Proud Boy
February 6, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Fallout Proud Boy
More like Katie Shitt
February 5, 2026 at 11:52 PM
More like Katie Shitt
Oh I get that. People who think this way love sternly worded letters though, so that’s what I gave them.
February 5, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Oh I get that. People who think this way love sternly worded letters though, so that’s what I gave them.
I’d rather my supposed ideological teammates didn’t treat me like a drooling moron because of my hobbies, but that does seem like a big ask, so you’re probably right.
February 5, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I’d rather my supposed ideological teammates didn’t treat me like a drooling moron because of my hobbies, but that does seem like a big ask, so you’re probably right.
Just weird to name call people who are ostensibly your allies but hey you do you! AI profile pic looks like shit, by the way.
February 5, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Just weird to name call people who are ostensibly your allies but hey you do you! AI profile pic looks like shit, by the way.
You can and should delete this.
February 5, 2026 at 5:25 AM
You can and should delete this.
Wrestling is a working class art form. Working class and art are both decidedly leftist ideals. Need some people to chill on the stereotyping.
February 5, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Wrestling is a working class art form. Working class and art are both decidedly leftist ideals. Need some people to chill on the stereotyping.
Gimme a shout when you do. I’m not far.
February 5, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Gimme a shout when you do. I’m not far.
Incredible. This is a good find.
February 5, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Incredible. This is a good find.