The Tin Can phone is only popular because millennial parents have reached the age where it's comforting to take refuge in an idealized past that never existed.
It's just the Boomer obsession with 1950s white picket fences time-shifted one generation.
It's just the Boomer obsession with 1950s white picket fences time-shifted one generation.
January 16, 2026 at 3:36 PM
The Tin Can phone is only popular because millennial parents have reached the age where it's comforting to take refuge in an idealized past that never existed.
It's just the Boomer obsession with 1950s white picket fences time-shifted one generation.
It's just the Boomer obsession with 1950s white picket fences time-shifted one generation.
"But why now? Why not 9 months ago?"
January 5, 2026 at 5:27 PM
"But why now? Why not 9 months ago?"
Excuse me. Paying a what to what?
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Excuse me. Paying a what to what?
Shoutout to his family.
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Shoutout to his family.
Kids Can we have Enzo Maresca?
Mom: We have Enzo Maresca at home.
Enzo Maresca at home:
Mom: We have Enzo Maresca at home.
Enzo Maresca at home:
October 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Kids Can we have Enzo Maresca?
Mom: We have Enzo Maresca at home.
Enzo Maresca at home:
Mom: We have Enzo Maresca at home.
Enzo Maresca at home:
I don’t think “they were *too* alarmist about fascism in Germany in the 1930s” is the slam-dunk gotcha you think it is.
October 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I don’t think “they were *too* alarmist about fascism in Germany in the 1930s” is the slam-dunk gotcha you think it is.
Ooooh, did someone say baseless conspiracy theories and speculation?
September 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ooooh, did someone say baseless conspiracy theories and speculation?
To the tune of “Pink Pony Club”
May 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
To the tune of “Pink Pony Club”
BREAKING: American Pope adds giant parking lot to St.Peter’s Basilica
May 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
BREAKING: American Pope adds giant parking lot to St.Peter’s Basilica
Who cares that the government arrested you and sent you to another country with no due process? All you need to do is petition the same government with a little thing called DUE PROCESS.
April 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Who cares that the government arrested you and sent you to another country with no due process? All you need to do is petition the same government with a little thing called DUE PROCESS.
Love too be a high iq genius who’s into critical thought and consequentialism…but also too dumb to realize Nazis are tricking me into being racist.
February 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Love too be a high iq genius who’s into critical thought and consequentialism…but also too dumb to realize Nazis are tricking me into being racist.
Every New York Times Breaking News alert for the next 4 years.
January 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Every New York Times Breaking News alert for the next 4 years.
I keep getting served this ad that looks like it’s advertising the sports benefits of crack.
January 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I keep getting served this ad that looks like it’s advertising the sports benefits of crack.
I would actually read this. But only if it’s Elon Musk that gets punched in the face instead of Steve Kerr.
December 3, 2024 at 12:27 AM
I would actually read this. But only if it’s Elon Musk that gets punched in the face instead of Steve Kerr.
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