i absolutely loathe that that's becoming such a common thing with huge names in the music industry— i went to an electric light orchestra concert last year after waiting so long for a final tour and the set was Filled with those stupid morphing slop loops of one kind of photo

we got the tso at home

do i want to know

i forgot our cats are so similar looking and had to scroll back thinking "wait when did i take these" before i thought to look at who posted it 💀

genuinely i thought it was my roommates and i asked them after a month of it moving away from its spot until i Saw the little freak pushing it not even a week later

see pyrex in the yellow cart: that was my solution to him spilling his drinking water all over the floor. the only thing to come out of this change is that he now pushes the cart like a flight attendant when i'm not home and somehow always slots it perfectly into the same spot every time

inshallah their tires lose tread long after you are away from them in that case

the road demon in me says brake check but the part of me with a brain says to just hope all your mirrors are blinding that mf with their own lights

i understand.
<-- guy who's taken a little sippy of straight up rosewater before and lived

winding up my good arm with a snowball in hand rn for you oomf

genuinely felt myself become unburdened because i saw my wipers were still down and went "SHIT" out loud and then remembered it's only saturday

and his burnt parchment paper from last night's sourdough relay race