Hellfireduck
@hellfireduck.bsky.social
“Mostly Harmless” Feral Eldritch creature / Nightshift MLT / science geek / reader / 💚 💙 🦅 #FlyEaglesFly
You have a couch in the break room?!?! Lucky!!
February 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
You have a couch in the break room?!?! Lucky!!
Some people need the “trial by fire” method of learning. They don’t believe a word you say until THEY experience it themselves.
January 23, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Some people need the “trial by fire” method of learning. They don’t believe a word you say until THEY experience it themselves.
Mono. EBV. (At least that’s what I’m seeing at work recently).
January 16, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Mono. EBV. (At least that’s what I’m seeing at work recently).
Why would one put vinegar in brownies??? Am I missing something??
January 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Why would one put vinegar in brownies??? Am I missing something??
I need this as a poster!
January 9, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I need this as a poster!
Oh no! 😱 You have my sympathy.
January 8, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Oh no! 😱 You have my sympathy.
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Unless, murder husbands???
January 6, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Unless, murder husbands???
I haven’t done one in a really long time (a fertility group came in with their own lab!!). Most of the ones I did were post vasectomy checks from the urology/proctology group (all in one office).
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I haven’t done one in a really long time (a fertility group came in with their own lab!!). Most of the ones I did were post vasectomy checks from the urology/proctology group (all in one office).
That’s nasty 🤢 and I say this someone trained to do semen analysis! NO! Just NO!
January 5, 2026 at 1:01 PM
That’s nasty 🤢 and I say this someone trained to do semen analysis! NO! Just NO!
Toxicology testing???? I would love to know the background of this. Also, who has the fridge space?
January 3, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Toxicology testing???? I would love to know the background of this. Also, who has the fridge space?
There is no way in helll I’m going anywhere near Substack. Not that he saw it, but that was the gist of my reply when I get text messages from Community..
December 28, 2025 at 9:47 AM
There is no way in helll I’m going anywhere near Substack. Not that he saw it, but that was the gist of my reply when I get text messages from Community..
The periodic swearing when the QC fails….
December 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The periodic swearing when the QC fails….