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hellbreakfast.bsky.social
HeckieBreakie
@hellbreakfast.bsky.social
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BREAKFAST, HELL is my name, but you can call me HB. I provide art, merch, and manic gremlin energy to the furry community. Follow me if you like sticker, yo. https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/tiers

Don't follow me if you like ai. Gross.
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hellbreakfast.bsky.social
*Slaps bag* You can fit SO many dicks in this bad boy.

A classy place to store your fetish gear, if you're not a scrub that believes in something gauche as discretion. Purchase them in my shop. Wieners not included.

ko-fi.com/hellbreakfas...
Two bags, one purple and green, the other black with silvery white text. The main focus of the picture is the purple one, with its sparkly, maximalist design framed by a collection of fetish items, including: an iridescent chain leash, a set of black leather cuffs, a copper-colored dildo molded to resemble a robot's, a bright pink dildo with a bit of fantastical texture, a dragon pussy penetrateable for transmascs, and a beautiful teal shibari rope. In the background, the bag's black and silver counterpart can be seen, the top part of the minimalist lettering cropped out for artful framing. Please note that these are display bags, the ones for purchase will not have made contact with sex toys at all, regardless of if they were ever used or not, just to avoid any yuck factor. What you do with the bag you receive is up to you though. >:3 Created by HELLBREAKFAST.
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
hellbreakfast.bsky.social
New options are live on my ko-fi shop! Be sure to get them on during the #BlackFriday sale! ko-fi.com/hellbreakfas... #furry #dorohedoro #OnePunchMan #apparel #indie
A set of two canvas bags, on a black backdrop. One is lilac with a maximalist green design in sparkling HTV. The other is black with simple text in silvery-white. Both say "Bag of Hideous Fetishes" in their respective fonts. Framing this is a teal shibari rope, a set of cuffs and an iridescent chain leash. :3 By HELLBREAKFAST A pair of shirts on square displays, one yellow and one white. The yellow one, on the left, has a design parodying Saitama's oppai shirt, featuring 3 sets of boobs instead of 1. The other, on the right, reads "I Heart Hole" with a red heart instead of the word, similar to the "I Heart New York" shirts. This is a reference to the anime Dorohedoro. At the bottom of a screen is a pink paper, tented for text to be visible. It reads "These are shirts! Small-2xl available! I am very professional." with a doodle of the creator's furson in the bottom left. This is just to let people know these are only formatted for display. You will, in fact, get a shirt you can wear. All by HELLBREAKFAST.
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
hellbreakfast.bsky.social
Whoa, I only have one more Order of the 2 Headed Doe poster. If you like #cryptids and support the Order's mission of rescue and safe relocation, this is the last time to get this particular design! ko-fi.com/hellbreakfas... Use the link for 25% off. #BlackFriday #furry #indie #poster
Poster featurign a design with a two headed doe in the middle, flanked by mothmen and Fresno nightcrawlers. On each side are a pair of UFOs with twisting pillars of light streaming out of them. The text reads Order of the 2 Headed Doe, Cryptid Rescue and Relocation. By HELLBREAKFAST
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
hellbreakfast.bsky.social
Will be doing a #BlackFriday deal at my ko-fi, link will be shared soon! For now, here's a small taste of what's on offer! I've got everything from charms, to dice, to stationary. Later today, I will be adding shirts for the first time! Stay tuned! #furry #indie
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I just watched @zigmenthotep.bsky.social 's new video on the F.A.T.A.L. sex rules, and this was my art warmup before work proper today. I didn't know that flumphs have 11 tentacles until I was sitting down to draw. It threw me for a loop! #dnd #ttrpg #flumph #fanart
A flumph (yellow and orange jelly fish monster from Dungeons and Dragons with two eyes on stalks, 11 tentacles and a mouth on the top capable of human speech) adjusting a tie and looking down at the viewer from behind a pair of round glasses. His little mouth on top of his bell is set in a frown, eyes narrowed in judgement. The top text reads, in Impact font "You hate F.A.T.A.L's sex rules because you are sex negative." The bottom text reads, in the same font: "I hate F.A.T.A.L.'s sex rules because I am sex positive. WE ARE NOT THE SAME." Signed HELLBREAKFAST 2025
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
hellbreakfast.bsky.social
Another mindful talisman. I think this design needs more to it, but I can't think of much else. I want to keep these neat, simple to read and let the underlying design speak for itself. I like the stark lettering. #mindfulness #talisman #acrylic
Acrylic with a blooming orange and silver design inside, like a roiling cloud. Bold, black sans seriff encourages the viewer to KEEP BREATHING. There is a hole in the "bottom" for a jump ring or necklace. It is designed so that the letters are readable to the wearer. My Rosenthal-Corsi box, a heavy air filter designed to be simple to diy, sits in the background, looking a bit like a displaced Minecraft cube. By HELLBREAKFAST The same KEEP BREATHING message, but this piece has black, marble like striations, mixed in with some green steaks and pink scatters here and there. My cube filter looms in the back as before lol. By HELLBREAKFAST A similar acrylic to the first, but with an internal bloom that roils over more of the surface, and has a very clear spot in the middle right. The message is more to the right of the piece, since I was testing locations that looked good. By HELLBREAKFAST
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
hellbreakfast.bsky.social
A reminder, to keep you going. I've had to use it very often these days. Why is the hole in the bottom? It's for the wearer's use, rather than others. I'll likely put these up on my ko-fi soon, when I've got more of them. #merch #talisman #art #acrylic #mindfulness
A busy workspace, covered in dye sublimation papers yet to be cut, sticker projects and a cutting mat for a plotter in the top left corner. In the middle is a transparent acrylic rectangle, with scattered pink rocks reminiscent of cherry blossoms falling through the air. On it is a slightly smaller back rectangle border, and enclosed within are simple words: THIS, TOO, SHALL PASS. The font is a thin, stark sans seriff, all capitals, words arranged atop one another vertically. The bottom of the rectangle has a hole for a cord or chain to attach to. The piece is resting on a red box cutter. At the top of the picture rests another acrylic with the same motif, but more scatters inside. At the bottom, a reel of heat resistant tape is just peeking into frame, and at the bottom left is another acrylic, words unreadable on it. Created by HELLBREAKFAST. A closer at the acrylic. It is the same as before, clear, with a black border and the words THIS, TOO, SHALL PASS. in thin black sans seriff. The reflective pink scatters can be seen inside, and the close up reveals that the acrylic has an almost water like texture to it, the back intentionally made wavy, with a few artfully injected bubbles, recalling a river bank lined with flowering trees. The artist is holding it in his hand, which can be seen through the material. In the blurry background, the busy work table is visible, along with the side of a heavy duty air filter. By HELLBREAKFAST.
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
hellbreakfast.bsky.social
This idiot bit me bad enough that I had to get a tetanus shot, just in case anyone is wondering where I went. The shot+antibiotics have wiped me out with side effects. >:(
I'm ok, and so is she- she was scared of my other cat and lashed out, not anything more serious.
A black and white cat staring slightly to stage right, with wide yellow eyes. She has a black and white nose to go with her Holstein fur pattern. The 2 braincells she has to her name appear to not be in contact at the moment.
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
hellbreakfast.bsky.social
Being as good as me isn't a high bar, but people seem to take that as a challenge to limbo. It's a choice to use ai, not something intrinsic about you. I've tried to find the iron man argument in its favor, the best case scenario, but it's all straw. #ai #art #sketch #comic
Two panel comic, page one. The figures are a scarecrow with yellow fill, and the artist's avatar (a man with upswept horns, pointed ears and glasses) is filled in green. The avatar is sketching. The scarecrow, on the left side, is gesturing angrily, saying "I'm GLAD ai is gonna obsolete you artists! You think you're SO MUCH BETTER THAN me-" The avatar's speech bubble cuts off the scarecrow's with a simple, "I am." In the second panel, the scarecrow is simply staring at the artist, who has not moved. Please note: the scarecrow's sentiments are taken nearly verbatim from ones that I have personally seen online. I am not exaggerating or putting words in ai fan mouths, more than one person has expressed explicit joy at the suffering of artists. Second page of the comic. First panel the scarecrow is raising a finger to make a point. The artist, still in the same position has a large speech bubble saying "No." The second panel dominates the lower half of the canvas, and is a more detailed shot of the artist looking at his sketchbook. His horns mildly overlap the bottom of the first panel, and he's shaded with blue on the green. His glasses are still reflecting light in a hard glare. He is saying in a larger speech bubble,"You chose to be below me when you gave up your free will to suck coprorate dick. " In a second, smaller panel, he ends, "I don't argue with straw." The word straw is underlined. It is signed HELLBREAKFAST 2025. Again, I'm not intrinsically better than other people. But I'm making a better choice in not letting a machine owned by someone else dictate what I write, draw, and read about. I have no interest in putting my faith in a system that "hallucinates". Any database as buggy when it comes to facts as ai searches are would be tossed out as a source of information. Change the word hallucination to bug, and you'll start to see more of a clear picture as to how unreliable these things are. This isn't about art skill, this is about choice. The artist is spelling it out right here.
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
hellbreakfast.bsky.social
I don't think I posted this warmup. I'm mostly in the middle of projects for clients (a blessed state) so you'll mostly see warmups or other types of projects I do between work sessions. #art #sketch #horns #itme
a horned figure with pointed ears and a stupid little topknot, tiredly saying "So, 36 is the age coffee stops working." the speech bubble is ragged, and the character's glasses are reflecting harsh light. There's a pattern like running rain in the background, and it's signed HELLBREAKFAST. The character is that author. My horns might not be that big irl, but we all exaggerate in our drawings.
November 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
hellbreakfast.bsky.social
I like it when their fur is all warm from the sun. She loves window time!! #cat #kitty
Small orange cat loafing on a windowsill. She's looking to stage right, her tail curled under the edge of the sill. The sun is lighting up her warm colored fur in a bright halo. Angled shot of the same orange cat, centering her. She's in the same loaf position, looking content.
November 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
hellbreakfast.bsky.social
Coming soon to my shop! These will be available as either keychains or collar charms.

I've gone back and forth on the NB option. I can't decide between "Good Them" and "Good They" If any NB people have input, I would gladly hear it!
#furry #queer #retro #memphis
By HELLBREAKFAST, three bone- shaped keychain charms displayed on pastel pink and blue cardstock. They are similarly pastel, mostly seafoam, white and yellow with pink and cyan Memphis scatters. The charms read "Good Girl", "Good Boy" and "Good Them" respectively, in stylized black font. The double o in the "good" part is smaller than the G and D. Under the small o's, in a little cubby between the large G and D, sits the second word of each charm, making each a self- contained logo. Will be available on my ko-fi shop.
October 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
hellbreakfast.bsky.social
While I don't have any new art to show you, I can finally post the pieces I did for #Megaplex this year! This is the poster for gold sponsors I did, though I sadly only know the names of the people featured, not their socials (Stygian, Vix and Ulrich) #furry
Stygian (up front, orange go-kart), Vix (heart themed rabbit) and Ulrich (Blue and white dragon with a powerup mushroom themed after Pounce, the Megaplex mascot) are in a neck-and-neck go-kart battle through a wild landscape reminiscent of the Earthworm Jim series of games. It's a wild, chaotic and colorful scene, and each cart is themed off of the vibe of the characters. All characters have been translated into a cartoonish style to match the convention theme this year (House of Pounce, based on the pun of House of Mouse- ie, 90s cartoons and culture) and are blazing through the technicolor landscape.
October 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
hellbreakfast.bsky.social
Why the fuck were penis slippers in the kid section at Spirit Halloween? And, yes, the label says penis slippers, they're not anything else.

I wouldn't call them highly detailed, but ??? Shouldn't these be in the adult area???
Sets of penis shaped house slippers on the rack at Spirit Halloween, stocked with much more innocuous slippers in the kid's section. In the bg are an assortment of plushes and other merch clearly meant for children. The tag on the slippers clearly identify them as being penises, rather than it being simply my mind in the gutter. They aren't very detailed, but it seems a bit inappropriate that they were stocked there.
October 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
hellbreakfast.bsky.social
It was worse than we thought- the vet was frank and compassionate, going over all the options. We made the humane decision. A gentle death rather than weeks of agony. I love you, Chris. I'll miss you for the rest of my life. You were a great teacher, you taught me perspective and love. #cat
Brown mackerel tabby with white socks and a white chest blaze, cuddled under a blanket on his person's chest. His name was Christopher "Hams" Redfield. Brown mackerel tabby in a cat hammock on the third level of a cat tree. He's looking up at the camera with big green eyes, his legs tucked under his body. It looks like a bowl of fur with eyes and ears. His name was Christopher "Hams" Redfield, and he was the best cat. He died today.
October 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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This is a long shot. Does anyone have experience getting a cat in renal decline to eat? His meds make his tummy upset and he thinks it's his food, so he won't eat anything. We're taking him to the emergency today. #cat #cathealth #cats #veterinary
Brown mackeral tabby, Chris Redfield, reclining on a couch, atop a purple blanket. He's 3/4 facing the camera, eyes half closed. I love him and it's tearing us all apart that he's in such a bad state right now.
October 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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@snowycityart.bsky.social heyo! I'm a new follower from Youtube, love the videos (listening to one now) but the link on your YT profile leads to the page I've screencapped here. I thought I'd let ya know, so you don't miss out on followers. Playing the socials game is hard as it is, lol.
October 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
hellbreakfast.bsky.social
Here is a picture of the Nugget to get you through.
October 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Eepy old man. #cat #cats

His name is Christopher "Hams" Redfield. He's a very good boy, and I'm trying to keep him comfy as long as possible, but it is expensive. Help is appreciated, any merch purchased on my ko-fi goes to cat care. ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast
Brown mackerel tabby curled up on a bed with maroon sheets. He's got his eyes closed in contentment, and was purring when this image was taken. He's 14 years old, and survived the cat equivalent of polio when he was a kitten. The same brown tabby, with his head resting on the bed, now, looking sleepy.
October 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
hellbreakfast.bsky.social
Having a mild- medium allergic reaction. No hives, just itching, sneezing and fog brain/vertigo. Will see the doctor if escalates.

Once this subsides, updates will come along. Have a picture of my cats
Two cats on a cat tree.
September 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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I didn't put her under the blanket, she tucks herself in! #cat #thenugget
Small orange cat contentedly nesting under a baby blue blanket with clouds and rainbows on it. She's cuddled up to some green dino squishmallows
September 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
hellbreakfast.bsky.social
Sometimes you make something for someone else that you wish you can keep... these are so purple, they're gonna be so elegant when they're inked with gold✨️✨️I hope the client loves them, since I love making them! #dice #ttrpg #dnd #rpg #tabletop
Very deep purple polyhedral dice resting on their maker's hand. They're translucent and free of bubbles, waiting for their cartoonish letters to be painted. Created by HELLBREAKFAST. (They'll be painted golden when it's time.)
September 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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You don't need retro filters when the lighting is garbo. I swear this was taken today and not a scan of a polaroid from 1994.
Orange cat looking to stage right. She's laying on my blanketed leg. In the bg, some blue curtains are visible, along with a slice of coffee table and hardwood floor. The light is from a small lamp in the corner behind the cat, tinted by its lampshade. Between the yellow cast from the lamp and the slight blurring from the cat's motion, the scene has a somewhat vintage feel. Her name is Nugget, btw. She's a good girl and seems to be aware that I've been feeling poorly, acting on her best behavior. Even cats can be considerate.
September 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
hellbreakfast.bsky.social
Weird loaf in the pantry, looks a bit off. #cat #loaf
Small orange cat sitting in loaf position in a pantry shelf. Same orange cat as before, but looking more to the side.
September 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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A badge I did at #Megaplex

I went to school with a Josiah, growing up, funny enough.

#furry #dog #commission
Watercolor badge drawn by HELLBREAKFAST. It features a headshot of a light brown dog with blue eyes and cream colored hair and markings. He's smiling sweetly with his tongue out in blep expression, and is wearing a blue bandana. His name, Josiah, is in cartoony block letters to his stage left, with the o being a red star. All colors are very soft and delicate.
September 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM