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HellAshes
@hellashes.bsky.social
Lover of the Sonic franchise, roller coaster junkie, Mets/Jets/Knicks/Rangers fan, and addict of rhythm games. Outspoken lefty in politics. He/Him
It only took two hours of brute forcing websites, but I managed to snag a Switch 2 Mario Kart bundle from Walmart. Hooray!

Now I sleep for 4 hours before getting up for work lol
April 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Bilbo's got hops
April 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Horse momma's big apple buttermilk BUNS
March 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Democrats Introduce Bill That Sits on Its Ass and Doesn’t Do Anything

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Democrats Introduce Bill That Sits on Its Ass and Doesn’t Do Anything
WASHINGTON — During a recent rewatch of ‘Schoolhouse Rock,’ Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer was inspired to draft a piece of legislation that sits on…
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March 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Schumer Saves Cloture Denial in Case He Needs It for Final Boss
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Schumer Saves Cloture Denial in Case He Needs It for Final Boss
WASHINGTON — Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer chose not to use a key legislative tool to oppose a Republican funding bill out of fear that…
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March 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This makes me irrationally angry
February 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Playing though Banjo-Tooie for the first time. Game I passed over as a kid, but now that it's in the NSO library I wanted to try it.

It's been fun but holy shit the first person stuff is absolutely terrible. Not a single mini game involving it has been enjoyable. Honestly ruins how good it is.
February 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My Homie, Godzilla
YouTube video by Doobus Goobus
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February 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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February 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Winter continues to be the worst season of the year. Snow is cancelling all my birthday plans
February 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
February 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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I feel like I've discovered forbidden knowledge
February 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab1g...

I'm getting angry and sad watching this and the tower hasn't even been touched yet.
The Demolition of Kingda Ka & Green Lantern: 6K Drone Footage Six Flags Great Adventure
YouTube video by East Coasters
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February 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The fun of using a foldable smart phone. I grabbed a Z Fold 4 refurbished from Backmarket around March 2024 and within a week, the inner screen died, and I got a free replacement. (12mo fix warranty)

Flash forward 11 months, the inner screen died yet again lol. I'm still within the 1 year warranty!
February 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Ye on his next album be like

🗣️ 🎙️ uh uh ye ye I love Israel but don't fuck with Jews, if you see my wife's ass then yo readin the news but my dick hangs to the side but don't check the nudes I hate woke bitches Ye would keep em in zoos ask them Mr West you just being too rude
February 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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February 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Winter is the worst season of the year and I will not be convinced otherwise lol
January 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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I ever show u nerds my supremely hot Saturn controller?
January 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
After spending 9 hours in a car traveling back from MAGFest, I got to turn around and drive 4 hours on snowy roads for work today thanks to my job giving me a stupid schedule.

Energy drinks will save the day.
January 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Another MAGfest goes by and we finished it off with volley-dice in the pool and some late night BBQ. Jimmy's is out of brussel sprouts, but this weekend has been almost perfect.
January 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The Swadge handheld you get with the Emerald tier supporter package for #MAGFest this year was by far the coolest gadget I've ever gotten from a convention. A crap ton of games installed on it, cool RGB light show features, some fun original bit tunes, and it WORKS AS A CONTROLLER FOR PC AND SWITCH
January 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Goodbye, MAGFest! Thank you for all the fun!

Hello, floor!
January 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM