Helioscrivener
helioscrivener.bsky.social
Helioscrivener
@helioscrivener.bsky.social
Eldolf Muskler is a Nazi c*nt
MAGAs are Putin worshipping Nazi garbage
Banned from Threads for posting viral vid of Elon on drugs
December 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Wait till you hear my weirdest story as a Ford Anglia
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Whether it's Obama wearing a tan suit or Trump raping children, both Presidents were moral mavericks who challenged standards of conduct.
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Elon Musk's face is doing the same thing. I think it's when all the filler starts migrating.
December 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
So what was the "missing context" that's gonna make "he has an alcoholic's personality" mean something else?
December 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Start a rival promotion.
December 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Also of note: in the UK, immigration has doubled in 20 years. Over the same time frame, the murder rate has halved.
December 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Magna Carta? I just used to lean out of an upstairs window and tell them to fuck off.
December 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
He'll probably rename People With AIDS Plaza after himself before he's through
December 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Trump fucking hates his life
December 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If Trump hadn't pissed her off, she'd be praising his post. Screw you you Neanderthal simpleton.
December 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
December 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
He is literally sub human.
December 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
December 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Streuth, looka that drongo, who's he waving at? Flamin' gallah. Sheila. Cam and have a look at this. And bring me a tinny lav. Sheila.
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
December 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
There is no justification whatsoever for a man standing to pee in anything other than a urinal or against a tree. It's messy and disgusting and so rude to splash your piss all over people's bathrooms.
December 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Unless they get laid before then.
December 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Countless lives saved
December 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Just get ADHD. You'll only be able to watch half an episode at a time.
December 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Scantily clad young woman to leap out of the bin like it was out of a cake at a stag do.
December 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM