Hurrah! The lightest dusting of snow. My strangely Nordic heart has been hoping for this! I hope it gets really thick overnight and that school is closed.

Oh wait - I am nearly 50.

Saltmarsh beanie drop! Beanies for one and all this Christmastime!

Well - at least 40 people anyway.

Cry at end with of play.
Demand selfie.
Choke on fake now.
Say “Oh well done boys!” to all the boys in the way out whilst teen dies inside.

Think I ticked most of the Embarassing Mum moments there! Well done me.

Energised by starting the convo around the gender equality gap in AI in the legal sector this week along with Linklaters & The Next Hundred Years. Please take a moment to read our report with insights & recommendations. Let’s support women on their AI journeys.

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Never get old.

So amazing to be back in an event, in real life, with She Breaks the Law hat on feeling a shared purpose when it comes to gender equality and women in law. I also managed ti twin with Linklaters branding which I thought was very fun.

On my way to a large women in law event to share stage with amazing women and male allies discussing how we cannnot afford for AI to exacerbate the gender equality gap and no, this is not intimidating at all.

Must. Remember. Not. To. Swear.

Yours

A Woman Of A Certain Age

Remind me who the cat lovers are on here for a fun campaign I am working on which gets you a bit profile too! @alexgsmith.bsky.social @colinlevy.bsky.social @joannamg.bsky.social are all cat folk. Who else?

The problem with making limoncello for the fair before you have even eaten toast is that you need to check for how strong is is when you are adding the sugar syrup and well…now I feel pissed.

Fun fact: with a learning disabled child you will be doing these sodding elves FOREVER.

Look what else was purchased today!

The first Bailey’s of Christmas is such a special moment that I would not share on LinkedIn but can share on here.

You want the Saltmarsh merch?

Then work with me and you will qualify!

I will also give you excellent marketing and treat you real nice.

Things I can’t put on LinkedIn! The Big Bag O Fucks To Give from my business partner after a shoddy week.

Frosty morning grass makes me unspeakably happy.

I am so happy to have a place I can share absolutely inane thoughts again.