You have to get them vacccinated, mind. That’s different to just getting them vaccinated. Because it has an extra C in it.

For as long as we live, we will never say another “I TOLD YOU SO” as hard as we say this one. We can take no pleasure in it either.

"This is what happens when you let people who were born to make aesthetic Pinterest boards direct movies."

"Emily Brontë didn't fucking die for that."

"We already have a perfect
Wuthering Heights adaptation. It came out in 1978 & it's 4 minutes long & it's by Kate Bush."

I screwed one up with a typo.

“Sad to say that neither my heights nor lows are wuthering. I remain unwuthered.”

These are all from Letterboxd by the way.

“Half a star for John Cale.” Word.

“Sad to report that neither my heights nor lies are wuthering. I remain unwuthered.”

“I should have been Wuthering High to watch this movie.”

“Beautiful gowns.”

That last one is the entire review, skeeted in full and word for word.

I’ve got cartoon images in my head of a Russian General very somberly saying, “Send in the frogs.”

Murder by poisonous frog sounds like what you’d get if Walter White was a Bond villain.

Yup. He’s what you get when you order Enoch Powell from Temu.

My brother is 28. Welsh is his first language. He was born in Gwynedd, educated in Welsh, works in Welsh, speaks Welsh with all his friends and family. His English is a bit crap and he’d be the first to say it. Should we deport him then? Is he a threat to British identity?

Found it.

I’m never going to be paying that back in full- I don’t even earn enough money to cover the interest.

I just looked it up and apparently it still works. :-)

I once heard that kids in the U.K. were getting out of going to school by putting a drop of orange juice or Coca-Cola on their covid tests. Creates a false positive.