heinz beans
@heinz420.bsky.social
i fucking hate ketchup
your least favorite she/they
$ lotionwiz
your least favorite she/they
$ lotionwiz
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Discovering my favorite band through MySpace.
what's social media for, wrong answers only
February 16, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Discovering my favorite band through MySpace.
happy birthday george washington you would have loved how much weed i smoke
February 16, 2026 at 2:32 PM
happy birthday george washington you would have loved how much weed i smoke
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it is for cishet men only so they can post dick and balls, a roast dinner and to vaguely complain about anything. this order repeats until they die and their account is frozen in time and space
what's social media for, wrong answers only
February 16, 2026 at 2:30 PM
it is for cishet men only so they can post dick and balls, a roast dinner and to vaguely complain about anything. this order repeats until they die and their account is frozen in time and space
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what's social media for, wrong answers only
February 16, 2026 at 8:20 AM
what's social media for, wrong answers only
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i'd sooner vote for my cat. wouldn't you
February 16, 2026 at 2:21 PM
i'd sooner vote for my cat. wouldn't you
saw someone post a photo of a well done steak and ask, is this loss. brother. no it's just bad cooking
February 16, 2026 at 8:21 AM
saw someone post a photo of a well done steak and ask, is this loss. brother. no it's just bad cooking
what's social media for, wrong answers only
February 16, 2026 at 8:20 AM
what's social media for, wrong answers only
is anyone out there
February 16, 2026 at 8:19 AM
is anyone out there
politic. or, morality testing
February 16, 2026 at 8:18 AM
politic. or, morality testing
i regret everything
February 16, 2026 at 7:52 AM
i regret everything
sorry sorry sorry sorry sorr...
February 16, 2026 at 12:33 AM
sorry sorry sorry sorry sorr...
being a cunt across multiple accounts is so tasty
February 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
being a cunt across multiple accounts is so tasty
are fig newtons inherently woke
February 15, 2026 at 10:57 PM
are fig newtons inherently woke
i am kind of mean. why? i was bullied and i didn't talk about that in therapy enough
February 15, 2026 at 10:56 PM
i am kind of mean. why? i was bullied and i didn't talk about that in therapy enough
mad men is a comedy
February 15, 2026 at 7:39 PM
mad men is a comedy
meow meow meow means good morning
February 15, 2026 at 3:47 PM
meow meow meow means good morning
can't right now. busy. yeah, the cat said no
February 15, 2026 at 4:14 AM
can't right now. busy. yeah, the cat said no
lost in the metaphorical sauce. (doom scrolling)
February 14, 2026 at 9:44 PM
lost in the metaphorical sauce. (doom scrolling)
reply people: what compels you to comment on the posts of others ?
February 14, 2026 at 7:29 PM
reply people: what compels you to comment on the posts of others ?
i feel so small (derogatory )
February 14, 2026 at 7:05 PM
i feel so small (derogatory )
i did one (1) stitch of embroidery this morning please clap
February 14, 2026 at 4:00 PM
i did one (1) stitch of embroidery this morning please clap
housewife this, housewife that. stop bragging and let me own property
February 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
housewife this, housewife that. stop bragging and let me own property