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Peanut chicken sandwich.
December 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Peanut chicken sandwich.
Crusader Kings is more a long the lines of a drama, as it takes place on the level of individual persons and dynasties rather than polities.
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Crusader Kings is more a long the lines of a drama, as it takes place on the level of individual persons and dynasties rather than polities.
Correction: it has to go through Hi Honey, I'm Home!, because the Petticoat Junction part of the graph leads to a dead end.
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Correction: it has to go through Hi Honey, I'm Home!, because the Petticoat Junction part of the graph leads to a dead end.
Not sure if the shortest path is through Petticoat Junction or Hi Honey, I'm Home!, but it's one of those.
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Not sure if the shortest path is through Petticoat Junction or Hi Honey, I'm Home!, but it's one of those.
Not just sitcoms, but yes, it's part of the Tommy Westphall Universe.
December 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not just sitcoms, but yes, it's part of the Tommy Westphall Universe.
Weird way to spell Bon Jovi.
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Weird way to spell Bon Jovi.
Betting a million dollars on "will [insert public figure] get assassinated on [insert date]" and then using my winnings to pay the assassin.
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Betting a million dollars on "will [insert public figure] get assassinated on [insert date]" and then using my winnings to pay the assassin.
Yeah, that's definitely right, my bad. I didn't play Goldeneye until years later, so it's made less of an impression on me.
December 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Yeah, that's definitely right, my bad. I didn't play Goldeneye until years later, so it's made less of an impression on me.
Sometimes they'll even grab their crotch after you shoot them in the dick, or hop around on one foot if you shot the other one. First game I'm aware of that did that.
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Sometimes they'll even grab their crotch after you shoot them in the dick, or hop around on one foot if you shot the other one. First game I'm aware of that did that.
The question is, were you in the top 10% of Super Mario Special streamers?
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The question is, were you in the top 10% of Super Mario Special streamers?
The thing about dirt is that, as long as you're living on dry land, you're surrounded by it.
December 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The thing about dirt is that, as long as you're living on dry land, you're surrounded by it.
Make 'em live in an apartment. Not even a nice one. They should have to bug the landlord for multiple weeks to get something fixed.
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Make 'em live in an apartment. Not even a nice one. They should have to bug the landlord for multiple weeks to get something fixed.
Especially with Mix, because it's not even the Chemist's default ability. You're gonna have to put in the time to even find out why Chemist is worth its unimpressive stats.
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Especially with Mix, because it's not even the Chemist's default ability. You're gonna have to put in the time to even find out why Chemist is worth its unimpressive stats.
They think it should work in a biology class, though. Give them time and they'll be demanding a return to Ptolemaic astronomy.
December 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
They think it should work in a biology class, though. Give them time and they'll be demanding a return to Ptolemaic astronomy.
What's really remarkable is that they've gotten so obsessed with it before the recent reboot and such. They were going off of two movies (or even just the first) and the cartoon.
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
What's really remarkable is that they've gotten so obsessed with it before the recent reboot and such. They were going off of two movies (or even just the first) and the cartoon.
Now, I'm not particularly versed in ghostbusting, so I can't say if 2 MeV is sufficiently energetic for this purpose, but the principle is there.
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Now, I'm not particularly versed in ghostbusting, so I can't say if 2 MeV is sufficiently energetic for this purpose, but the principle is there.
If memory serves, ELISA is about a meter long, so you can certainly have a proton accelerator around that size.
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If memory serves, ELISA is about a meter long, so you can certainly have a proton accelerator around that size.
Trump wouldn't shut about about the handsome generals, now he met an actual hot guy, of course he's gonna be smitten.
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Trump wouldn't shut about about the handsome generals, now he met an actual hot guy, of course he's gonna be smitten.
If you're looking for "insanely cool and has a hood," you can pick up a coat that makes you look like you're in Organization XIII. You've already got an x in your name so you'd just have to rearrange the letters and you'd fit right in.
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If you're looking for "insanely cool and has a hood," you can pick up a coat that makes you look like you're in Organization XIII. You've already got an x in your name so you'd just have to rearrange the letters and you'd fit right in.
Pickleball-style thugs.
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Pickleball-style thugs.
Kobe needed Shaq more than Shaq needed Kobe.
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Kobe needed Shaq more than Shaq needed Kobe.
No, I think you're just not bright enough to pick up on a joke.
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
No, I think you're just not bright enough to pick up on a joke.
Yes, I was definitely being serious about this, especially about the part about the Founding Fathers wanting this specific sort of thing. You've got me.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Yes, I was definitely being serious about this, especially about the part about the Founding Fathers wanting this specific sort of thing. You've got me.
People getting gunned down simply isn't notable, it's the most likely way for someone to die. And that's exactly what the Founding Fathers wanted.
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
People getting gunned down simply isn't notable, it's the most likely way for someone to die. And that's exactly what the Founding Fathers wanted.