Heidenstein
@heidenstein.bsky.social
Noisy librarian for 20 wild years.
I live for: my human pack,The Simpsons, art, crochet, freedom, my Ma, Muppets, my Sweetie, tattoos, farm dreams, democracy, dream pop, nature & outside, dogs, the hammock district. 🌈🪩🐐🍄
So I says to Mabel, I says
I live for: my human pack,The Simpsons, art, crochet, freedom, my Ma, Muppets, my Sweetie, tattoos, farm dreams, democracy, dream pop, nature & outside, dogs, the hammock district. 🌈🪩🐐🍄
So I says to Mabel, I says
Thank you for doing this. Always good to have an archive.
March 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Thank you for doing this. Always good to have an archive.
Keep on aiming super high!
February 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Keep on aiming super high!
Maybe the beavers will help!
a cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpson talking
Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpson talking and a pneumatic tube goes down a chute to beavers using it to make a dam
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February 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Maybe the beavers will help!
The Hurricane!
a cartoon of homer simpson talking to his family
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson talking to his family
media.tenor.com
February 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
The Hurricane!
You’re not wrong. Just ordered a cute cross-stitch kit from Etsy.
February 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
You’re not wrong. Just ordered a cute cross-stitch kit from Etsy.
They had her sent to a different facility! They couldn’t protect OR help her. That’s a lot of suck.
February 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
They had her sent to a different facility! They couldn’t protect OR help her. That’s a lot of suck.
Seriously though. Left-handed crocodile stitch has me considering taking a math class for funsies.
February 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Seriously though. Left-handed crocodile stitch has me considering taking a math class for funsies.
I support your tribution. Tributal? Tributation. Tribulance. It sure would be very funny, smarter than many readers, and have some epically long sentences.
February 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I support your tribution. Tributal? Tributation. Tribulance. It sure would be very funny, smarter than many readers, and have some epically long sentences.
“We’ve tried nothing…and we’re all out of ideas!” - Ned Flanders’ beatnik father
February 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
“We’ve tried nothing…and we’re all out of ideas!” - Ned Flanders’ beatnik father
Someone needs to get those fucks arrested.
February 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Someone needs to get those fucks arrested.
Probably all available from your local public library digitally for freeeeeeeeeee.
February 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Probably all available from your local public library digitally for freeeeeeeeeee.
Thanks for posting the shoebill, I was going to have to. I think about them and their Muppety majesty often.
February 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Thanks for posting the shoebill, I was going to have to. I think about them and their Muppety majesty often.
Was just watching some Kids in the Hall from 1991. That suspicion was confirmed for me ages ago. So many Helens agree!
February 4, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Was just watching some Kids in the Hall from 1991. That suspicion was confirmed for me ages ago. So many Helens agree!
🙋🏻♀️ librarian. Tons of bureaucracy. Works Tues-Sat every week.
February 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
🙋🏻♀️ librarian. Tons of bureaucracy. Works Tues-Sat every week.
Talk it through as a crew!
February 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Talk it through as a crew!
The Collection Development Policy should be available for you to read. Is your publisher within their purchasing restrictions?
January 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The Collection Development Policy should be available for you to read. Is your publisher within their purchasing restrictions?
Minty Fresh is one of the best characters you have created, I do believe. Anytime I see someone wearing a color that is a lightish sharpish bluish/greenish I let them know they are Minty Fresh.
January 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Minty Fresh is one of the best characters you have created, I do believe. Anytime I see someone wearing a color that is a lightish sharpish bluish/greenish I let them know they are Minty Fresh.