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@hee-haw.bsky.social
Life sucks. That's why it's called PAINting or something.
Not right wing. Not left wing. Buffalo wings. Millennial sans avocado toast.
Not right wing. Not left wing. Buffalo wings. Millennial sans avocado toast.
Imagine being such a good little #bootlicking #moron that you worship an #oligarch to the point of ruining #Christmas. Like a #cuck. Weird. #muskyboy #themuskstopshere #cybercucktruck #whatwouldjesusdo #jesuswouldeattherich
“He craves a remote-control cone of metal that appears designed by Elon Musk. I want the magic of a real, fragrant tree,” writes Michelle Slatalla.
“Can Christmas—and our marriage—be saved?”
🔗: on.wsj.com/3YvRyfu
“Can Christmas—and our marriage—be saved?”
🔗: on.wsj.com/3YvRyfu
December 16, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Imagine being such a good little #bootlicking #moron that you worship an #oligarch to the point of ruining #Christmas. Like a #cuck. Weird. #muskyboy #themuskstopshere #cybercucktruck #whatwouldjesusdo #jesuswouldeattherich
Until #ChristianNationalists outlaw sodomy, #PeteHegseth is going to probe #daddy Sen. #MarkKelley as much as possible, *wink wink, nudge nudge.* I mean, the good senator has a clean-shaven look, just like Heggyseggy likes. #twinktwanktwunk #pride #closetsareforclothes
🚨BREAKING: The Trump administration escalated its effort to punish a sitting U.S. senator for protected political speech Monday, formally converting the Pentagon’s review of Sen. Mark Kelly (D-Ariz.) into an official Command Investigation under military law. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Trump Admin Intensifies Military Probe Against Democratic Sen. Mark Kelly, Launches Command Investigation
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Until #ChristianNationalists outlaw sodomy, #PeteHegseth is going to probe #daddy Sen. #MarkKelley as much as possible, *wink wink, nudge nudge.* I mean, the good senator has a clean-shaven look, just like Heggyseggy likes. #twinktwanktwunk #pride #closetsareforclothes
AI slop is pretty sloppy, but not as sloppy as the #DL #demonqueen #grindr at the #RepublicanNationalConvention. They be giving God the #glory at church before giving Jim a #gloryhole bejowsky. #RNC #PeteHegsethSignalChatBottom #magicmikejohnson #governmentshutdownbrunchhour #gaysforRaytheon
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
AI slop is pretty sloppy, but not as sloppy as the #DL #demonqueen #grindr at the #RepublicanNationalConvention. They be giving God the #glory at church before giving Jim a #gloryhole bejowsky. #RNC #PeteHegsethSignalChatBottom #magicmikejohnson #governmentshutdownbrunchhour #gaysforRaytheon
Someone better get these to the #redstates ASAP since they only teach only #abstinance and think #condoms are a sin. Listen, gonorrhea is hard enough to spell—let's not make it hard to treat. #magamedicine #wrapitup #safeheggseggs #gaysex #Republicans #GOP #michmccuckle #dickcheney #gonorrhea
The FDA approved two new antibiotics for the treatment of gonorrhea, giving health care providers powerful new weapons against a sexually transmitted disease that has become increasingly hard to treat.
F.D.A. Approves Two New Drugs to Treat Gonorrhea
The sexually transmitted disease has become increasingly resistant to existing antibiotics.
nyti.ms
December 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Someone better get these to the #redstates ASAP since they only teach only #abstinance and think #condoms are a sin. Listen, gonorrhea is hard enough to spell—let's not make it hard to treat. #magamedicine #wrapitup #safeheggseggs #gaysex #Republicans #GOP #michmccuckle #dickcheney #gonorrhea
They'll be okay in prison. You can tell because #Grindr crashes every time there's a #RepublicanNationalConvention. Hell, you know #Hegseth is going to drop the soap voluntarily. #magapridefest #grindrgivesyouwings #makeamericafabulousagain #grambembytheballrooms
The Steve Bannon / Jeffrey Epstein photos have me remembering this quote—
“If we lose the midterms, & we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison — myself included” - Steve Bannon
“If we lose the midterms, & we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison — myself included” - Steve Bannon
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
They'll be okay in prison. You can tell because #Grindr crashes every time there's a #RepublicanNationalConvention. Hell, you know #Hegseth is going to drop the soap voluntarily. #magapridefest #grindrgivesyouwings #makeamericafabulousagain #grambembytheballrooms
The demon queens of Indiana seemed to let the angles on their shoulders win for once. I'm sure they just wanted to get back to Grindr instead of making new maps but whatever. #DLdemonqueens #grabhimbytheballrooms #pillowprincesstrump #twopencils #princealarmingjdvance
🔥 @jessicatarlov.bsky.social : “If he was at the ‘top of his game’ Indiana Republicans would’ve approved his maps… people are saying we put you in to lower prices and you’re building ballrooms and saying we can only have 2 pencils.”
December 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The demon queens of Indiana seemed to let the angles on their shoulders win for once. I'm sure they just wanted to get back to Grindr instead of making new maps but whatever. #DLdemonqueens #grabhimbytheballrooms #pillowprincesstrump #twopencils #princealarmingjdvance
As the IHIP ladies point out, these closeted MAGA queens are destroying us b/c they can't accept themselves—and since they can't be themselves, they're gonna take us all down too. #mikejohnson #lindsaygraham #lindsayisagirlsname #itsokaytobegay #DownLowDemonQueens
It’s actually really serious that every mainstream Republican believes that any American who peacefully protests against Trump “hates America”.
Like it’s not just a weird thing they say. It shows how they’ve given up on democracy. And it should freak you out.
Like it’s not just a weird thing they say. It shows how they’ve given up on democracy. And it should freak you out.
October 20, 2025 at 7:48 AM
As the IHIP ladies point out, these closeted MAGA queens are destroying us b/c they can't accept themselves—and since they can't be themselves, they're gonna take us all down too. #mikejohnson #lindsaygraham #lindsayisagirlsname #itsokaytobegay #DownLowDemonQueens