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art, cats, and mental health with a healthy dose of aaaaaaaaaah | smaugandtrogdor on ig for all cats all the time
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The blood of the covenant (2 people who met online by writing about fictional characters fucking nasty) is thicker than the water of the womb
January 15, 2026 at 2:18 AM
The blood of the covenant (2 people who met online by writing about fictional characters fucking nasty) is thicker than the water of the womb
woke up to seeing my credit card stolen and honestly im most upset they bought dominos with it. is the bar so low we cant buy something more bougie with someone else's money???
January 16, 2026 at 2:46 PM
woke up to seeing my credit card stolen and honestly im most upset they bought dominos with it. is the bar so low we cant buy something more bougie with someone else's money???
another day another jumpscare of LiveJournal sending me congratulatory emails that my ancient rp accounts are now old enough to drink
January 14, 2026 at 3:51 PM
another day another jumpscare of LiveJournal sending me congratulatory emails that my ancient rp accounts are now old enough to drink
out of all the hot takes on the internet about the final season of stranger things why have i seen none about the most egregious, unrealistic crime of all: someome actually finishing a curse of strahd campaign
January 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
out of all the hot takes on the internet about the final season of stranger things why have i seen none about the most egregious, unrealistic crime of all: someome actually finishing a curse of strahd campaign
Barely avoided being taken out by Santa Paws this year.
December 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Barely avoided being taken out by Santa Paws this year.
the nieces + bil's gf (the nurse) are getting labubus for christmas and I took it upon myself to match their fav colours and make them extra outfits
December 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
the nieces + bil's gf (the nurse) are getting labubus for christmas and I took it upon myself to match their fav colours and make them extra outfits
you can feel the offense of trogdor having to share her space wafting off the screen
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
you can feel the offense of trogdor having to share her space wafting off the screen
moving always feels so weird. weirder when the new house isn't even ready.
December 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
moving always feels so weird. weirder when the new house isn't even ready.
idk I'm having one of my famous waffles about whether social media is good for me or not. here's a cat
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
idk I'm having one of my famous waffles about whether social media is good for me or not. here's a cat
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Cats wearing bras on their heads with the soundtrack of the “habemus papam” announcement is a TikTok trend.
The internet will not be defeated.
The internet will not be defeated.
May 9, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Cats wearing bras on their heads with the soundtrack of the “habemus papam” announcement is a TikTok trend.
The internet will not be defeated.
The internet will not be defeated.
my chair keeps turning into a cat warzone when I'm not around, apparently
May 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
my chair keeps turning into a cat warzone when I'm not around, apparently
life is so hard when your little sister won't stop begging for your attention
April 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
life is so hard when your little sister won't stop begging for your attention
Even this place is too doomy for me, but here's some cat to brighten your day.
April 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Even this place is too doomy for me, but here's some cat to brighten your day.
Checkered tote bag or hexagon cardigan for my next project? (Or in reality, a secret third thing I won't think of til I get distracted by it.) 🧶
April 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Checkered tote bag or hexagon cardigan for my next project? (Or in reality, a secret third thing I won't think of til I get distracted by it.) 🧶
Today we flew a kite and saw a giant crab.
April 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Today we flew a kite and saw a giant crab.
Mountains to sea in one trail.
April 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Mountains to sea in one trail.
You can't see it (and she looks very innocent) but Smaug absolutely has her slapping hand raised to strike. Trogdor blobs on, oblivious.
April 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
You can't see it (and she looks very innocent) but Smaug absolutely has her slapping hand raised to strike. Trogdor blobs on, oblivious.
today's random adventure started with looking up "waterfall" in google maps, picking one an hr away, and then mistakenly thinking it was 5 mins from the parking lot instead of 40. feasted on cherry cheesecake french toast when we made it back. the skeleton was our brunch supervisor.
March 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
today's random adventure started with looking up "waterfall" in google maps, picking one an hr away, and then mistakenly thinking it was 5 mins from the parking lot instead of 40. feasted on cherry cheesecake french toast when we made it back. the skeleton was our brunch supervisor.
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[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror]
i am the horror and i will be persisting
i am the horror and i will be persisting
March 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror]
i am the horror and i will be persisting
i am the horror and i will be persisting
soooo plush and fluffy (and now full of moss)
February 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
soooo plush and fluffy (and now full of moss)
claw machines continue to fear us
February 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
claw machines continue to fear us
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The bulbs are still resting under a blanket of snow, but I’m dreaming of tulip time…soon! 🌱
#Bloomscrolling #FlowerPhotography #flowers #urbanGardens #gardening #EastCoastKin #dreaming
#Bloomscrolling #FlowerPhotography #flowers #urbanGardens #gardening #EastCoastKin #dreaming
February 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The bulbs are still resting under a blanket of snow, but I’m dreaming of tulip time…soon! 🌱
#Bloomscrolling #FlowerPhotography #flowers #urbanGardens #gardening #EastCoastKin #dreaming
#Bloomscrolling #FlowerPhotography #flowers #urbanGardens #gardening #EastCoastKin #dreaming
The Duality of Cat, 2025
February 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The Duality of Cat, 2025
last week I was in the hospital briefly (shout out to the paramedic i puked on, you're a real obe) and have been made to rest at home. the assistants are keeping a close watch to make sure i don't do ANYTHING under threat of judgement
February 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
last week I was in the hospital briefly (shout out to the paramedic i puked on, you're a real obe) and have been made to rest at home. the assistants are keeping a close watch to make sure i don't do ANYTHING under threat of judgement