Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört
@heavysweater.bsky.social
purveyor of tired bits
I wouldn't want to answer that call but I'd feel unsafe NOT answering that call
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I wouldn't want to answer that call but I'd feel unsafe NOT answering that call
You heard of super juice? Maybe they are using expired product. In any case I'm now invested
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
You heard of super juice? Maybe they are using expired product. In any case I'm now invested
Maybe it's fake copper
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Maybe it's fake copper
Forgive my sheltered worldview, my parents forbade anything Philly related, for obvious reasons
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Forgive my sheltered worldview, my parents forbade anything Philly related, for obvious reasons
Did you see 28 Years Later? They understand the importance of monster dong
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Did you see 28 Years Later? They understand the importance of monster dong
The host drives me crazy but he does have a lot of knowledge
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The host drives me crazy but he does have a lot of knowledge
Have you listened to the Dissect podcast? White host attempts to break down rap lyrics while not saying *one specific word* and mispronouncing others
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Have you listened to the Dissect podcast? White host attempts to break down rap lyrics while not saying *one specific word* and mispronouncing others
I don't know exactly what a goner is but that's what I think he is
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I don't know exactly what a goner is but that's what I think he is
You can't actually be this stupid. This is a joke, right?
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
You can't actually be this stupid. This is a joke, right?
Finally someone has the balls to say it
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Finally someone has the balls to say it
I too can only focus on one thing at a time; luckily us simpletons are ascendant
November 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I too can only focus on one thing at a time; luckily us simpletons are ascendant
Every SINGLE party would be better off if there was a little fear in everyone that they might end up pinned behind a lunchroom door
November 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Every SINGLE party would be better off if there was a little fear in everyone that they might end up pinned behind a lunchroom door