unfortunately i think my affection for steampunk is going up over time. machinery is kinda cool dude im sorry. tangentially related look at this automata i want to buy

i was like why am i so physically tired and why was i struggling for like 15 minutes there during dinner...yeah i worked 10 hours on my least favorite station but what gives...and then i looked at the numbers lol

my whole shit built like kine the fuckin fish rn

i have such a strange little body (tit visible)

out here chiffonading sage fine as fuck slicing the shit out of my thumb and then working pantry all night with one thumb in a condom so the sous didnt have to work that station...that's what's up playboy...what a stellar day

"all this mf talks about is work"-cels when they realize that a quarter of your waking hours on this planet are spent at work and you might as well derive from it some grist for the mill of decent human conversation that binds and connects us all

DOWNGRADE

first paragraph of the first sample image for a trivia book i was looking at has...well, not an inaccuracy maybe but a misleading simplification. not the best sign

eri always says i look like Zero and i was watching Garo with izzy and kim today and they said i walk like him too. god i walk like such a dork. anyway this is me on my way to steal your girl

ground beef/jalapeño salsa mixture with hatch chile salsa verde on top followed by a cabbage/onion slaw tossed in lime vinaigrette type thing, sprinkle of cotija. lot of slaw in the ones pictured because I wanted to use it all. theyre decent