Bon Motts
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Come and knock on my door
Seems pretty simple. Her husband is a hundred years old. Only Mrs Dash allowed, etc
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Seems pretty simple. Her husband is a hundred years old. Only Mrs Dash allowed, etc
And their styles are better, and the customer service is better, on and on
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
And their styles are better, and the customer service is better, on and on
This is what you have to eat when your husband is a million years old
November 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This is what you have to eat when your husband is a million years old
Worse than Spider-Man the musical, which I had the privilege of witnessing?
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Worse than Spider-Man the musical, which I had the privilege of witnessing?
We eat them all the time, bc my family is from Naples. They’re delicous!
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
We eat them all the time, bc my family is from Naples. They’re delicous!
I’d be salting and frying everything
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I’d be salting and frying everything
Thinking about it now, they are probably right behind the Sistine Chapel on my list of works of art that you really can’t understand until you see them in person, but perhaps more impressive bc with the chapel it‘s mostly about scale, like the Grand Canyon
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Thinking about it now, they are probably right behind the Sistine Chapel on my list of works of art that you really can’t understand until you see them in person, but perhaps more impressive bc with the chapel it‘s mostly about scale, like the Grand Canyon
A beautiful memory! You have to see them in person bc I don’t think anyone has a finish like Caravaggio. Totally unique
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
A beautiful memory! You have to see them in person bc I don’t think anyone has a finish like Caravaggio. Totally unique
yup i found she married a fossil not too long ago and was shocked and then like “of course”
November 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
yup i found she married a fossil not too long ago and was shocked and then like “of course”
They could use the bit where Epstein and Washington do their psychic act called MEDIUM AND RARE
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
They could use the bit where Epstein and Washington do their psychic act called MEDIUM AND RARE
Can‘t do that when your husband is 70 years old 🤮
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Can‘t do that when your husband is 70 years old 🤮
Especially looking like this! Tough black cover from the 50s? I couldn’t resist
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Especially looking like this! Tough black cover from the 50s? I couldn’t resist
I was just saying that I’m happy these kids aren’t sneaky like we were…but I would respect them more if they were
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I was just saying that I’m happy these kids aren’t sneaky like we were…but I would respect them more if they were
A thanksgiving burrito actually sounds kinda awesome - turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
A thanksgiving burrito actually sounds kinda awesome - turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce
i just try to be immaculate about only claiming my own motts that are bon
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
i just try to be immaculate about only claiming my own motts that are bon
This is all he got left, now that he’s too slow to be able to grab ‘em. I’ve seen a lot of sad old men like this
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This is all he got left, now that he’s too slow to be able to grab ‘em. I’ve seen a lot of sad old men like this
It’s from The Simpsons when the Red Hot Chili Peppers play Moe’s Tavern!
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It’s from The Simpsons when the Red Hot Chili Peppers play Moe’s Tavern!
Right that‘s the thing - too late to “shield“ anyone. Only recourse is removing the incompetent ppl who let it happen
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Right that‘s the thing - too late to “shield“ anyone. Only recourse is removing the incompetent ppl who let it happen