Sam
@he11fire217.bsky.social
If you choose to follow me, brace yourself for premium dog content, obscure pop culture references, and lots and lots of sarcasm.
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“Fuck you, I’m eating”
“Fuck you, I’m eating”
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December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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“Fuck you, I’m eating”
“Fuck you, I’m eating”
Mmhmm
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December 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Mmhmm
Thank you for bringing it back
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December 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Thank you for bringing it back
And that’s why Regina rhymes with fun. I love Canadians!
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December 3, 2025 at 6:34 AM
And that’s why Regina rhymes with fun. I love Canadians!
He’s always been their useful idiot, but it amazes me how they’re willing to continue to prop him up to further their agenda.
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December 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
He’s always been their useful idiot, but it amazes me how they’re willing to continue to prop him up to further their agenda.
She has put up with me for 12 years, she deserves the good stuff. I’m just glad low-sodium chicken broth prices are pretty stable right now.
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December 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
She has put up with me for 12 years, she deserves the good stuff. I’m just glad low-sodium chicken broth prices are pretty stable right now.
World class hater. On his way to GOAT status
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December 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
World class hater. On his way to GOAT status
Hell yeah. I’ll go hungry before Bernie does. Luckily, we’re not at that stage of economic collapse yet, but I’ll buy store brand goods for myself before I do it for her. She’s always gonna get the brand name stuff
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Hell yeah. I’ll go hungry before Bernie does. Luckily, we’re not at that stage of economic collapse yet, but I’ll buy store brand goods for myself before I do it for her. She’s always gonna get the brand name stuff
One of my favorite movies growing up
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December 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
One of my favorite movies growing up
The Nissan Juke was cool
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The Nissan Juke was cool
