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Misanthropic curmudgeon. Overrated.

Ōtepoti

Quite sweary

He/Him
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“Didn’t hate it bro. But a bit of warning next time Kay?”
A black grey hound head and neck in profile. There are tall black bird cages out of focus in the background.
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Primary every single one of them. And the others, don't let it be a peaceful retirement.
This combination photo of eight senators is Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto, D-Nev., top row from left, Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Dick Durbin, D-Ill., Sen. John Fetterman, D-Pa., Sen. Maggie Hassan, D-N.H., and bottom row from left, Sen. Tim Kaine, D-Va., Sen. Angus King, I-Maine, Sen. Jacky Rosen, D-Nev., and Sen. Jeanne Shaheen, D-N.H. (AP Photo)
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Chuck's new official portrait.
Picture of Captain Caveman. He looks like a hairy football holding a wooden club.
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Norm's Fantasy aka: Norma, Normzilla, Norma Normington, The Normageddon, Speed Noodle Norms.
A black grey hound lying on her side. Head on a cushion atop grey and blue blankets.
November 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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She’s pretty excited for Halloween.
Black greyhound in a cow print coat and red snood with devil horns.
October 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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An overwhelming majority of the article readers feel the same way
Thankyou Do you agree with Fonterra’s move to sell its consumer arm? Yes 11% No 79% Not sure 10%
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Back again
October 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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My mistake. It was a Kākā
Kākā bird eating bark in a tree
October 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Only in Dunedin do 20% of motorists have a chainsaw at hand when driving.
Motorists use chainsaws to clear Portobello Rd Keith Dickson, of Dunedin, said two big lines of trees had come down on Portobello Rd about a 1km apart near Glenfalloch. He was at the front of a line of cars, he predicted hundreds were caught up on the road, that had to stop for fallen trees. He had praise for his fellow Dunedin citizens, who, he said, came together to clear one lane and let vehicles pass. A trailer unit blown onto its side in Otaki St, Dunedin. Photo: Victor Billot A trailer unit blown onto its side in Otaki St, Dunedin. Photo: Victor Billot About 15 people, three with chainsaws on hand, from different cars got out and started cutting off and pulling at branches to clear a path. "I'm just really proud of Dunedin people because everyone got out of their cars and, without complaint, worked like we were a team, I'm amazed." The road remained "extremely dangerous", he felt, and urged caution for anyone needing to drive there. "The cliffs there don't look great, it's bloody dangerous. "There's going to be a hell of a lot of work there to clean up and stabilise it all."
October 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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The world’s fastest couch potato.
She’s lump.
A black greyhound asleep on a light grey bed with her head on a black cushion.
October 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Absolutely miserable day in Otepoti today, but she absolutely loved her walk.
Slack lead the entire time. Just quietly trotting beside me like a small racehorse.
(Pic from yesterday)
A black greyhound in a fleece with cow print.
October 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Better pic.
She’s pure muscle.
A black greyhound in a dog crate. She has a black and white collar on and a white patch of fur on her chest. Her tongue is sticking out.
September 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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This is Norma and she’s lovely.
A black greyhound in a black wire crate. She is on a blanket in a bed.
September 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Not saying I’m confident but..
Packaging for an extra large dog crate.
September 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Here's a pile more...
Disney-Fox owned entities. ESPN Disney Freeform National Geographic 20th Century Fox FX Fox everything Endemol Shine Group Marvel LucasFilm Pixar X-Men Star Wars Deadpool Avatar Hulu Sky everything
September 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Line drawing of a hand with the ring finger folded. Text reads “2 in the thoughts. 1 in the prayers”
September 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Less than a month ago.
#justsaying
#faceeatingleopardsparty
Safety August 15, 2025 New rules for firearms on campus University of Utah Communications - Utah lawmakers updated state law governing concealed weapons during the 2025 General Session. Under the changes in HB 128, which went into effect on May 7, individuals who are 18 years old or older and have a current Utah concealed weapon permit (CWP) may carry a weapon on campus, including in an “open” fashion “Our highest priority is preserving public safety on campus,” said Keith Squires, chief safety officer. “As a subdivision of the state, the University of Utah enforces state law, including concealed weapon rules. Equally important is our role in educating members of our campus community about how to responsibly carry a concealed weapon on campus and how to engage with roommates, professors and others to avoid conflicts and misunderstandings.” Utah has been an open or “constitutional carry” state since 2021. Prior to the passage of HB 128 during the 2025 Utah Legislature, those who wanted to carry a firearm on campus were required to keep it concealed. The new law makes it clear that Utahns 18 years or older, who have a concealed weapon permit, may carry a firearm concealed or openly on campus. University of Utah Police will confirm that those carrying openly on campus have a concealed weapon permit. Here are some frequently asked questions about firearms on campus:
September 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Forget the 3% pay increase, this guy looks like he’s unaware he’s even a doctor.
#nzpol
Richard Sullivan wearing a jacket from Kiwiana cafe curtains setting a new standard for looking gormless.
September 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Forget being unaware of the 3% pay increase demands, this guy looks like he’s unaware he’s a doctor.
#nzpil
Richard Sullivan looking about as gormless as you can possibly look. His jacket appears to be made from Kiwiana cafe curtains.
September 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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The desktop site is an even better headline
Photo of the thumb with ears named Christopher Luxon. Claims to be Prime Minister, but is more the Minister of Overseas trips and Airpoints collector. He used to be the CEO of AirNZ y'know. Bald shampoo salesman. Says it all really. Text below reads "Luxon hypes re-announcement of Amazon investment from 2021 Politics business 23 minutes ago The Prime Minister says Amazon is spending $7b on data centres - a move announced by the company four years ago."
September 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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August 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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In happier times, a painting of my (now deceased) dog I had commissioned was finally completed today.
Painting of a white Maltese dog head resting sideways on a pillow. His eye is staring and brown.
August 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Hyperbole sure, but all this govt sanctioned vilification of minorities etc…
#nzpol
#toitutetiriti
The Geneva Conventions, while not explicitly using the term "brainwashing," prohibit methods of coercion, torture, and mental manipulation of prisoners of war and civilians
August 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM