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James
@hazeyjam.bsky.social
30 y/o Shropshire lad
🌱🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
True, they’d never give one to a Traitor 😌
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Tried to make friends with a mouse and my voice scared him off 😞🐭
May 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Chicago is an amazing city, but it makes me genuinely ill every year when they dye the river green for St Patrick’s Day 🤮
March 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I’m calling this outfit ‘Barney-chic’ 🦖
March 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
How’s this?
March 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
What do we think queens? #MAYHEM
March 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
HOW IS IT MONDAY ALREADY???
February 24, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Oh, so I’m an angel?
February 23, 2025 at 9:52 AM
post a picture from your phone but don’t explain it
February 22, 2025 at 10:51 AM
You’re all acting like Americans being unhinged is a new thing when they literally design toilet doors so people can watch you poop.
February 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Seeing @lewisgoodall.com and his mum and Dad tonight
February 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Finally, someone is asking the real questions.
February 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
To all of the gays who are appalled by the Meta statement but have ignored the bashing of the trans community for years, what were you expecting? I leave you with this quote…
January 8, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I’m watching the snow fall in my garden right now and it’s hard to believe this was a few months ago
January 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Cock, toilet selfies and waterfalls

Minneapolis, MN 🇺🇸 (August 24)
December 31, 2024 at 9:02 AM
manifesting a kinky sub boyfriend in 2025
December 30, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Chicago, IL 🇺🇸 (August 24)
December 29, 2024 at 9:19 AM
I’m going to post some of my favourite places I’ve visited in 2024

I’ll start with the prettiest (Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿)
December 28, 2024 at 3:33 PM
My two truths, one lie on Hinge 🤔
December 27, 2024 at 10:16 PM
I was babysitting a 1 year old, a 3 year old and a black lab. The black lab was the hardest work 😅
December 27, 2024 at 6:43 PM
We’re making bracelets!!! (or earrings in my case)
December 27, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Post a picture of yourself 10 years younger

I got fatter, but I’m less spotty. You win some, you lose some…
December 23, 2024 at 6:24 PM
My nan compliments my Christmas jumper every year, but I don’t think she knows what’s on it
December 21, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal
December 21, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Mission complete (fuck buddy came to my hotel)
December 21, 2024 at 10:12 AM