HazelTheWitch
@hazelthewitch.bsky.social
She/Her
25 years old
Certified Rabbit Bitch
BF: @trent2luigi.bsky.social
This place has nsfw art, so any kids better get off my lawn! }:-<
A goofy, cute jackalope just trying to bring some joy to the world.
25 years old
Certified Rabbit Bitch
BF: @trent2luigi.bsky.social
This place has nsfw art, so any kids better get off my lawn! }:-<
A goofy, cute jackalope just trying to bring some joy to the world.
"We smokin' that IBM Quantum Computer!"
December 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
"We smokin' that IBM Quantum Computer!"
Hindsight is 20/20 and all that jazz, and I do feel bad for all the people who have to give up the game over this bullcrap, but I have to say I am proud I never once touched Fortnite in my life, and now have a phenomenal reason not to. Fuck Epic and fuck Jowling Kowling Rowling.
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Hindsight is 20/20 and all that jazz, and I do feel bad for all the people who have to give up the game over this bullcrap, but I have to say I am proud I never once touched Fortnite in my life, and now have a phenomenal reason not to. Fuck Epic and fuck Jowling Kowling Rowling.
"I don't care how fat her ass is, I'm not giving a crap about a cop!"
December 9, 2025 at 6:07 AM
"I don't care how fat her ass is, I'm not giving a crap about a cop!"
I'm not even a Metroid fan and I just... what? Even disregarding the tone the series has, who actually greenlit this crap?
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I'm not even a Metroid fan and I just... what? Even disregarding the tone the series has, who actually greenlit this crap?
QRP with your meme redraws (will try to tag it, but only to hide Deltarune spoilers)
October 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
QRP with your meme redraws (will try to tag it, but only to hide Deltarune spoilers)
I'm not sure what it means to be a Haley, but I'll let you be the judge of that lol. This Hazel, a shapeshifting jackalope who isn't technically a witch, just named myself that for a pun.
October 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'm not sure what it means to be a Haley, but I'll let you be the judge of that lol. This Hazel, a shapeshifting jackalope who isn't technically a witch, just named myself that for a pun.
If I'm gonna jump into this, I'd prefer either Pride, Lust, or Sloth (kinda like the idea of being a horse or a sheep lady, you pick whichever one you think fits me best lol)
October 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If I'm gonna jump into this, I'd prefer either Pride, Lust, or Sloth (kinda like the idea of being a horse or a sheep lady, you pick whichever one you think fits me best lol)
Good lord, some people need to think before they comment something.
October 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Good lord, some people need to think before they comment something.
Me suddenly hearing the news about RetroAchievements, wondering how this shit happens so often on otherwise innocent crap:
October 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Me suddenly hearing the news about RetroAchievements, wondering how this shit happens so often on otherwise innocent crap:
Can we please leave the waffle posting on Twitter?
September 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Can we please leave the waffle posting on Twitter?
We can at least appreciate the other king among the cast
September 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
We can at least appreciate the other king among the cast
Post a game that came out the same year you were born:
September 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Post a game that came out the same year you were born:
I'm here, you fuckass bitch
September 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I'm here, you fuckass bitch
Took me quite a while to find a 6/10 I wanted to share, but it's a damn shame, this deserves better. Still one of the best Mario Party games, imo.
September 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Took me quite a while to find a 6/10 I wanted to share, but it's a damn shame, this deserves better. Still one of the best Mario Party games, imo.
How I want to look vs how I actually look
September 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
How I want to look vs how I actually look
Can you believe it guys? Borderlands! Just a week away! Oh wow! I am so excited about this information. Borderlands is in a week! Woohoo!
September 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Can you believe it guys? Borderlands! Just a week away! Oh wow! I am so excited about this information. Borderlands is in a week! Woohoo!
Favorite dragon designs in media (or at least in video games lol)
These were just the first ones that came to mind.
These were just the first ones that came to mind.
September 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Favorite dragon designs in media (or at least in video games lol)
These were just the first ones that came to mind.
These were just the first ones that came to mind.
