Hazel the Hare
@hazelthehare.bsky.social
A crazy hare from the 1700s sent forward in time thanks to a very wild tea party!
I'm programming
December 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I'm programming
When u both turn ur cameras on
December 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
When u both turn ur cameras on
A very flattering portrait done by the amazing @lynxwolf.bsky.social <3
December 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
A very flattering portrait done by the amazing @lynxwolf.bsky.social <3
Playing text adventures with the gang
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Playing text adventures with the gang
Review sites really need to understand that if you plaster your site in ads Im just straight up not going to read it. I'm not going to pay a subscription. I'm immediately leaving and going to the next site in the search results.
If i saw this kind of shit 20 years ago I'd think it was a scam site
If i saw this kind of shit 20 years ago I'd think it was a scam site
December 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Review sites really need to understand that if you plaster your site in ads Im just straight up not going to read it. I'm not going to pay a subscription. I'm immediately leaving and going to the next site in the search results.
If i saw this kind of shit 20 years ago I'd think it was a scam site
If i saw this kind of shit 20 years ago I'd think it was a scam site
This is where I post from btw
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This is where I post from btw
Man this is really doing the numbers
December 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Man this is really doing the numbers
Guess who decided he needs two breakfasts this morning and won't leave me alone until he gets it
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Guess who decided he needs two breakfasts this morning and won't leave me alone until he gets it
It has a home now
December 2, 2025 at 11:43 AM
It has a home now
POV: Its 1979 and this dumbass hare wont stop talking at you about his new computer
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
POV: Its 1979 and this dumbass hare wont stop talking at you about his new computer
I said HAND OVER THE FUCKING CARROT!
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I said HAND OVER THE FUCKING CARROT!
Let me whisper sweet nothings to you while you fall asleep!
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Let me whisper sweet nothings to you while you fall asleep!
Youre very small and there's a big hare here not getting any cuddles. You should do something about that.
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Youre very small and there's a big hare here not getting any cuddles. You should do something about that.
POV he's over 300ft tall but still looks super cute and well dressed
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
POV he's over 300ft tall but still looks super cute and well dressed
I made some silly designs for a 1930s record label.
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I made some silly designs for a 1930s record label.
Personally burning down someone's home in order to destroy an Apple product.
Admirable
Admirable
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Personally burning down someone's home in order to destroy an Apple product.
Admirable
Admirable
The Apple II is working and playing a bunny game!
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The Apple II is working and playing a bunny game!
When I went out back to go get it from the warehouse there was no stock in there it was just a break room like this.
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
When I went out back to go get it from the warehouse there was no stock in there it was just a break room like this.
Starting a computer in 2025: *spends 20 minutes doing an update you didn't ask for
Starting a computer in 1979: *BEEP**CHUGGA CHUGGA GHUGGA CHUGGA* "HELLO I AM READY FOR YOUR COMMAND"
Starting a computer in 1979: *BEEP**CHUGGA CHUGGA GHUGGA CHUGGA* "HELLO I AM READY FOR YOUR COMMAND"
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Starting a computer in 2025: *spends 20 minutes doing an update you didn't ask for
Starting a computer in 1979: *BEEP**CHUGGA CHUGGA GHUGGA CHUGGA* "HELLO I AM READY FOR YOUR COMMAND"
Starting a computer in 1979: *BEEP**CHUGGA CHUGGA GHUGGA CHUGGA* "HELLO I AM READY FOR YOUR COMMAND"
Being an adult is great because you can just buy more cuddly toys and nobody can stop you
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Being an adult is great because you can just buy more cuddly toys and nobody can stop you
No i did not buy this CD player just because the discs go in the wrong way up.
November 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
No i did not buy this CD player just because the discs go in the wrong way up.
Tired of these companies changing their logos to appear woke
November 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Tired of these companies changing their logos to appear woke
