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Hazelnoot
@hazelnoot.dev
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|| Hazel || she/her || Adult (21+) || 🏳️‍⚧️ ♀️ 🦊 ||

Hi, I'm Hazel - a transfem fox-girl software developer. My interests are retrocomputing, TTRPGs, PC gaming, queer life, and ethical software design.

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September 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Tumblr post by "Tainbocuailnge": "bluesky still allows porn drawings but only if the sex is consensual" okay geniuses how are you gonna determine whether the depicted sex is consensual off a single drawing capturing a single moment of the extended process of discussing and then having sex. any image of sex can be noncon if you want to report someone badly enough. dubcon so popular the core conceit of the average hetslop romance is bothering a woman until she gives up on saying no but the moment someone actually labels it dubcon when getting off on it the sirens go off
September 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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oh god, what did I do 😱
Screenshot of the BlueSky main menu with "Notifications" maxed out at "30+"
September 14, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Discover this one weird trick to nullify patient privacy laws! /s

(for context, this doctor posted details of a patient's surgey (including her name and other details) in a public subreddit.)
Screenshot of a reddit comment by /u/DrBartBelgium, made 8 years ago: "As this forum is anonymous, I didn't give away patient information. Just imagine for a second what I'm trying to explain to you in my post is true. Just a second. Then assume I am a good surgeon. Is this a good thing for the trans community? "
August 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Not quite accurate, but I'll take it 👍

Quiz link: www.proprofs.com/quiz-school/...
Screenshot of quiz results: You got: DereDere! You're open, bright, colorful, and energetic. You tend to open up with people even if you have just met them. Sometimes, you smile a lot more often than most. You lean more toward the optimistic side, but that's good! You're always cheery, but that doesn't mean that you have dark emotions swirling around inside. You are human, after all. Despite your cheerful image, specks of darkness can be resting inside of your heart. However, you do not let that get the best of you. You push forward with a smile. Life sometimes beats you down, but you still manage to get back up. Your kindness has no bounds, and your sweetness is overwhelming.
July 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Your PFP is your therapist.

I am completely on board with this 👍
Light-skinned fox girl with long orange hair and fluffy ears / tail. She wears a baggy off-shoulder T-shirt over a white bra with the straps visible, and her hair is adorned with white/pink flowers. She smiles at the viewer with a slight blush under her light blue eyes.
July 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Lower-to-middle class, checks out
Results of the Food Choice Test showing "your food choices could not be tied to any one social class". The individual results are: 1. Upper class: 10%. 2. Upper middle class: 25%. 3. Middle class: 60%. 4. Lower middle class: 65%. 5. Lower class: 65%.
July 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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"woke quiz" result showing 49% left of center on "is woke" (-4.93) and 29% down from center o. "acts woke" (-2.88)
June 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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RAADS test results: Total: 130. Language: 15. Social relatedness: 58. Sensory/motor: 34. Circumscribed interests: 23.
May 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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ok lol
Screenshot of the "sexual identity generator" which is a simple form with a single "tell me who I am" button in front of a black-and-white photo of people doing acrobatics outdoors. The tool has given the answer "rock 'n' roll trainwreck"
April 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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This is one of my favorites, though I'm not sure I'd use it to pitch the game
Screenshot of coquette dragon showing a blue-haired horse woman dressed like a doctor with rubber gloves. She looks towards the viewer and says "I went through all of medical school, and all I get are three stars?"
March 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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I feel like this is very wrong lol

(quiz link: uquiz.com/quiz/FqLa2x/...)
Screenshot of a quiz result of "tsundere: if the protagonist wants to win your heart, they must first go through you ironic, stubborn and arrogant facade, perhaps even some punches and physical aggressions too. the inevitable twintails and a rather small body build characterize this type of character." Above is a drawing of a red-haired, light-skinned anime girl in what appears to be some kind of shop. She stops out nervously from behind a curtain, wearing a black-and-white dress with chains and red plaid on the skirt. On her head is a frilly black-and-white band with red and purple flowers.
February 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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oh great, now we have *these* bots too?
Screenshot of a bluesky profile for @misjezebel.bsky.social with the display name set to "Seeking 👠👠 for a 🎀🎀 submissive 💄💄sissy or slave". The bio is otherwise blank, and the account has 0 posts, 4 followers, and 554 following.
January 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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You know what? I'm fine with this! Go ahead and draw me in flower crowns 🌸
Collage of memes and fan art overlaid across a light blue background. From top-left to bottom-right: 1. A cartoonish drawing of a pink figure sitting across the lap of a purple figure. Pink is labeled "pure cinnamon roll" and purple is labeled "sinammon roll", with an S instead of C. 2. A drawing of Deku from MHA in a pink flower crown, surrounded by rainbow butterflies and the text "Smol!". 3. A pink Hello Kitty band-aid. 4. Edited screenshot of a news article titled "Beautiful cinnamon roll too pure for this world, too pure". Below is a drawing of a light-skinned, gold haired anime character with a pink bow in their hair. 5. A pair of strawberry hair clips. 6. A picrew-style character titled "-X Tokyo X-" with light skin and brown hair, next to the text "Smol bean. Short. Usually a furry. Cookie obsession. Uwu." 7. The text "hearts depend on you. Be strong but gentle! You must try hard! ❤️" 8. A young anime girl with dark indigo hair and an eye patch, looking towards the viewer with a determined expression. 9. A set of Hello Kitty bubble stickers. Screenshot of a web page section captioned "Your
January 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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what the...
Screenshot of a webpage section titled "Labeler Subscriptions", reading: To include labels from a given labeler, you set the atproto-accept-labelers header on the HTTP request to a comma-separated list of the DIDs of the labelers you want to include. The AppView will subscribe to the included labelers (if it hasn’t already) and attach any relevant labels. It includes the atproto-content-labelers header in the response to indicate which labelers were successfully included.
January 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Oh, I liked this but forgot to actually enter! 🤦‍♀️
Here's my OC Maple:
Anime style drawing of a light-skinned fox girl with red-brown hair and light blue eyes. She wears a black off-shoulder top and smiles at the viewer with a slight blush. Digital art of the same character as before, but her head is tipped and her smile is almost sultry.
January 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Thanks for the prompt, it was very fun to consider! Maple likes to collect pretty rocks, colorful leaves, and cool acorns, which she displays around her house to add a bit of nature. She prefers to relax with a good novel, and often a homemade pastry and herbal tea as a treat.
Anime-style drawing of a light-skinned fox girl with orange-brown hair and light blue eyes. Pink/white flowers adorn her hair, and she wears a black off-shoulder top. She smiles softly at the viewer.
January 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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How is this still happening?? Even something as basic as ModShark could easily flag these profiles, and I refuse to believe that staff doesn't have at least *some* automated tooling.
Screenshot of BlueSky notifications page showing 13 follows from the past few hours. 11 follows are from spam bots, and 9 are just variants of "Cami". The remaining 2 are censored out, as they're normal follow from real users.
January 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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I'm honestly surprised that T&S hasn't blocked these bots yet. Most seem to use fairly predictable names, bios, and posts which could easily be matched with a Heuristic Filter or even just a Regular Expression.
Screenshot of ClearSky showing part of the blocklist for my account. A table captioned "Blocking 57" is shown with a few generic bot usernames and bunch of blank DIDs, indicating accounts that were retroactively banned.
January 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
Meme depicting Bocchi, a pink-haired anime girl, standing with a depressed expression in front of a foam bed in a fully padded room. Bottom text reads "Bad Ending: you told the truth to the psychiatrist"
December 29, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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Merry christmas to myself~!
Screenshot of a banner titled "You own this book" reading "Purchased for $3.00 4 hours ago." The text sits next to a large "Download" button.
December 24, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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Congrats on 500 followers!! 🎉

I'd love to enter with my OC, Maple:
Anime-style drawing of a light-skinned fox girl with orange-brown hair and light-blue eyes, wearing an oversized black tee shirt that hangs off one shoulder to reveal the straps of a white bra or undershirt. Her hair extends down past her back and out of frame, and is adored all around with small white flowers. She smiles at the viewer with a soft, contented expression. Digital drawing of a light-skinned fox girl with orange-brown hair and light-blue eyes, wearing an oversized black tee shirt that hangs off one shoulder to reveal the straps of a white bra or undershirt. Her hair extends down past her back and out of frame, and is adored all around with small white flowers. She gazes at the viewer with a slight smile and blush, her head tipped slightly to one side in a mildly suggestive manner.
December 16, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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She goes, but is wildly embarrassed about it the whole time. (even though everyone else is topless, too...)
Digital drawing of a light-skinned fox girl with orange-brown hair and light-blue eyes, wearing an oversized black tee shirt that hangs off one shoulder to reveal the straps of a white bra or undershirt. Her hair extends down past her back and out of frame, and is adored all around with small white flowers. She gazes at the viewer with a slight smile and blush, her head tipped slightly to one side in a mildly suggestive manner.
December 16, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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Alright this fits ✅
Screenshot of a word cloud generated from my profile. The largest words, in descending order, are "people", "trans", "bsky", and "fedi". It's hard to pick out smaller words from there.
December 11, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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I even added this to all my profiles, but it didn't really help:
Cropped screenshot of my Fediverse profile, showing a bold and centered message: "Please don't flirt with me without specific consent. I am not looking for new partners at this time."
December 11, 2024 at 7:30 PM