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so will the reign of reason cheerily dispose of any allegations of paradise
IN MEMORIAM (2023)
*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*
January 23, 2026 at 9:08 PM
IN MEMORIAM (2023)
Flushing becoming a DR satellite state genuinely rules
January 22, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Flushing becoming a DR satellite state genuinely rules
who would’ve guessed that replacing a good chunk of my screen time with reading real books would make me feel better lmao
January 22, 2026 at 3:57 AM
who would’ve guessed that replacing a good chunk of my screen time with reading real books would make me feel better lmao
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help me stepfluencer im stuck in a window recess
Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall.
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
January 17, 2026 at 10:26 PM
help me stepfluencer im stuck in a window recess
gospel reading tomorrow is about turning the other cheek and loving those who hate you but I’m sorry, I will never be a good enough Christian to be able to love NFL refs. throw those motherfuckers over a cliff!!!!
January 18, 2026 at 3:11 AM
gospel reading tomorrow is about turning the other cheek and loving those who hate you but I’m sorry, I will never be a good enough Christian to be able to love NFL refs. throw those motherfuckers over a cliff!!!!
for the past week or so I’ve been so tired all the time that I’m convinced I’m dying (my mother is calling this a “side effect” of “clinical depression”) and I’m looking forward to gulping down an edible and some zzzquil within the hour (it is currently 8:08 pm ET)
January 15, 2026 at 1:08 AM
for the past week or so I’ve been so tired all the time that I’m convinced I’m dying (my mother is calling this a “side effect” of “clinical depression”) and I’m looking forward to gulping down an edible and some zzzquil within the hour (it is currently 8:08 pm ET)
next year for yuletide I need to request pretty in pink andie/steff fic
January 12, 2026 at 2:35 PM
next year for yuletide I need to request pretty in pink andie/steff fic
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i have wondered what would happen when they started shooting white women dead in the streets and i guess we're about to find out
January 7, 2026 at 10:09 PM
i have wondered what would happen when they started shooting white women dead in the streets and i guess we're about to find out
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happy new year and let’s go mets
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 AM
happy new year and let’s go mets
every few years I remember the names of the cool seniors I was obsessed with as a freshman who all ran the high school TV station and it seems like at this point through fb stalking they’re all communists or have transitioned or both
December 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
every few years I remember the names of the cool seniors I was obsessed with as a freshman who all ran the high school TV station and it seems like at this point through fb stalking they’re all communists or have transitioned or both
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With Hockey RPF the fanfic was for the romance and the sex, the things canon didn't provide. But in Heated Rivalry canon does provide. So logic dictates that the fanfic is there to make them actually play hockey.
December 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
With Hockey RPF the fanfic was for the romance and the sex, the things canon didn't provide. But in Heated Rivalry canon does provide. So logic dictates that the fanfic is there to make them actually play hockey.
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Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
have suspected for a while that I’m going completely gray at the temples and my mother confirmed that for me this weekend when I asked her to look 👍
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
have suspected for a while that I’m going completely gray at the temples and my mother confirmed that for me this weekend when I asked her to look 👍
One Zofran After Another
November 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
One Zofran After Another
I LOVE THE METS, BEING GAY, AND NEW YORK CITY BABYYYYY!!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I LOVE THE METS, BEING GAY, AND NEW YORK CITY BABYYYYY!!!
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me and my cadre of dastardly m/m shippers are going to ruin healthy male platonic bonds for everyone
November 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
me and my cadre of dastardly m/m shippers are going to ruin healthy male platonic bonds for everyone
watching Liberty’s Kids while I knit and I forgot how much this show rules. freed black man adopts two white teenage orphans with Oppositional Defiant Disorder, pseudo-fosters a mouthy proto-woke teen girl. Walter Cronkite as Benjamin Franklin speaking in riddles. perfection
November 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
watching Liberty’s Kids while I knit and I forgot how much this show rules. freed black man adopts two white teenage orphans with Oppositional Defiant Disorder, pseudo-fosters a mouthy proto-woke teen girl. Walter Cronkite as Benjamin Franklin speaking in riddles. perfection
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Hi guys!! I am going to be putting together some bundles from this dragon hoard to raise food bank money. A lot of them are rare and no longer available. 💕
I’ll take some bundle pics for the thread. Send me a food bank donation receipt of $25 or more and I’ll pack one off to you!
I’ll take some bundle pics for the thread. Send me a food bank donation receipt of $25 or more and I’ll pack one off to you!
November 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hi guys!! I am going to be putting together some bundles from this dragon hoard to raise food bank money. A lot of them are rare and no longer available. 💕
I’ll take some bundle pics for the thread. Send me a food bank donation receipt of $25 or more and I’ll pack one off to you!
I’ll take some bundle pics for the thread. Send me a food bank donation receipt of $25 or more and I’ll pack one off to you!
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the Mets will slay the Dodgers, win the World Series, and become America’s—and Canada’s—team inshallah
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
the Mets will slay the Dodgers, win the World Series, and become America’s—and Canada’s—team inshallah
I generally don’t get horrible mood swings over nothing anymore but who knew a Wool and the Gang baby blanket kit could send me down that path
November 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I generally don’t get horrible mood swings over nothing anymore but who knew a Wool and the Gang baby blanket kit could send me down that path
new liturgical year doesn’t start for a few more weeks but I’ve decided I’m going to buzz my hair on Fat Tuesday. show up to work the next morning with ashes on my forehead looking Metal As Fuck
October 30, 2025 at 6:17 AM
new liturgical year doesn’t start for a few more weeks but I’ve decided I’m going to buzz my hair on Fat Tuesday. show up to work the next morning with ashes on my forehead looking Metal As Fuck
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no one can convince me that baseball isn't a sport for the mentally ill (I say as a mentally ill person)
October 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
no one can convince me that baseball isn't a sport for the mentally ill (I say as a mentally ill person)
apparently yesterday was #NationalBlackCatDay so here’s me and the street cat who came home with me in the spring and immediately attached himself to my hip
October 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
apparently yesterday was #NationalBlackCatDay so here’s me and the street cat who came home with me in the spring and immediately attached himself to my hip
going to buy a print of this Dan Misdea New Yorker cartoon because it’s the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen in my life
October 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
going to buy a print of this Dan Misdea New Yorker cartoon because it’s the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen in my life