"If Adolf Hitler flew in today, they'd send a limousine anyway,"

Or if romantasy appeals, this one:

If mine isn’t any good, can I suggest this one currently on offer at 99p

Might I recommend my latest? (You don’t have to have read book 1 to enjoy this one).

Rom com ✅
Fake marriage ✅
Found family ✅
Celebrates multiculturalism ✅
Fun ✅

Given c) maybe try outdoor activity shops? Or the centre aisle at Aldi?

Also corduroy seems to be enjoying a comeback.

No books at home, we kids signed our parents up for library cards & had access to the adult library. Each week we’d check out books for ‘our parents’.

We mostly read history books.
I’ve an extensive knowledge of WW2 biographies from that time.

Didn’t scar me but did give me a loathing of war.

Or one who buys trousers in the correct size

Brit here. Take it from us there’s no magic about ordinary people gaining power.

Liz Truss had a normal background in a middle-class family, did normal things, became PM & crashed our economy.

A modicum of sense & a dose of humanity are far more important.

Class is irrelevant.

Once more unto the breach…Organisations have DE&I officers to ensure they are complying with the law.
Same way they have Health & Safety officers.

Even evil corporates have them.

Because no-one wants to get sued.

The people making these comments know this. Those reading them often don’t.

Not half as amazing as the train companies who persuade you to pay £££s for the privilege of standing for hours…

But did any of them change their minds after talking to you?