James
@hazeldanger.bsky.social
Better late than never.
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Better late than never.
Film no.13. A guy gets kicked in the dick so hard he has a flashback to a past life.
October 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Film no.13. A guy gets kicked in the dick so hard he has a flashback to a past life.
Film no.12. Sonically terrifying slow British 70s horror.
October 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Film no.12. Sonically terrifying slow British 70s horror.
Film no.11 Not quite up there with Phantasm but it treads similar ground around grief with hints of the surreal and the fantastic. A journey to a hellscape in another dimension precedes a bleak ending that the film doesn’t quite have the guts to pull off.
October 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Film no.11 Not quite up there with Phantasm but it treads similar ground around grief with hints of the surreal and the fantastic. A journey to a hellscape in another dimension precedes a bleak ending that the film doesn’t quite have the guts to pull off.
Film no.10 Ninja 3: Possessed swords and gym clothes. Sweaty workouts and floating telephones.
October 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Film no.10 Ninja 3: Possessed swords and gym clothes. Sweaty workouts and floating telephones.
Film No.9 Peter Fonda pisses off some satanists. Hell on wheels.
October 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Film No.9 Peter Fonda pisses off some satanists. Hell on wheels.
Film no.8 repressed desires and jump scares still have the power to shock.
October 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Film no.8 repressed desires and jump scares still have the power to shock.
Film no.7 Lam Nai-Choi follows up Story of Ricky with the story of an alien cat trying to return home. You’ll never see anything like this ever again.
October 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Film no.7 Lam Nai-Choi follows up Story of Ricky with the story of an alien cat trying to return home. You’ll never see anything like this ever again.
Film no.6 Evil Dead 2, told through the music of Elvis. Presley, not Costello: it’s not Oliver’s Army of Darkness.
October 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Film no.6 Evil Dead 2, told through the music of Elvis. Presley, not Costello: it’s not Oliver’s Army of Darkness.
Film no.5 Hands of Steel meets I Walked With A Zombie. But more boring than that sounds.
October 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Film no.5 Hands of Steel meets I Walked With A Zombie. But more boring than that sounds.
Film no.4 Vic and Bob’s Texas Chain Saw Massacre
October 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Film no.4 Vic and Bob’s Texas Chain Saw Massacre
Film no.3 ancient Irish vampires. Nice bit of folklore and some effectively chilling visuals whenever the vampire is near.
October 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Film no.3 ancient Irish vampires. Nice bit of folklore and some effectively chilling visuals whenever the vampire is near.
Film no.2 Ferrara’s take is full of invasive tendrils and suffocating repression of individuality.
October 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Film no.2 Ferrara’s take is full of invasive tendrils and suffocating repression of individuality.
Film no.1 of Halloween/October 2025. No budget Italian horror that wants to be Fulci but isn’t creative or gory enough.
October 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Film no.1 of Halloween/October 2025. No budget Italian horror that wants to be Fulci but isn’t creative or gory enough.
My Blobby Valentine. Is this a thing?
September 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My Blobby Valentine. Is this a thing?
When she whispers, “Let’s watch Highlander on vhs,” in your ear:
August 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
When she whispers, “Let’s watch Highlander on vhs,” in your ear:
Perhaps I spoke too soon. Picked this up this morning.
August 3, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Perhaps I spoke too soon. Picked this up this morning.
Been a while since I picked up some Spanish bootleg blu.
August 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Been a while since I picked up some Spanish bootleg blu.
Universal Soldier: The Return on my Jean-Claude Van Damm athon tonight, with an excellent and informative commentary track from @snipsmovies.bsky.social and @mattybudrewicz.bsky.social that’s far more interesting than the film itself.
August 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Universal Soldier: The Return on my Jean-Claude Van Damm athon tonight, with an excellent and informative commentary track from @snipsmovies.bsky.social and @mattybudrewicz.bsky.social that’s far more interesting than the film itself.
No context Alan Partridge 28 Years Later spoilers
June 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
No context Alan Partridge 28 Years Later spoilers
*Morrissey voice* 🎵But there’s panic on the face of Carlyle🎵
June 20, 2025 at 6:43 AM
*Morrissey voice* 🎵But there’s panic on the face of Carlyle🎵
Rothrock on vhs for 78p? Yes please.
June 14, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Rothrock on vhs for 78p? Yes please.