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hysterical hobbit
@haydenp.bsky.social
Dad in both jokes and bod. Mahi is in the family violence sector, #itsnotok.
I also occasionally write like poetry and shit. West Aucks via Kirikiriroa via Iuropi
White ribbon day #nzpol
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 AM
September 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
July 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
got around to taking a pic of this snazzy book. I happen to have a poem in there, but don't let that put you off, check it out at your local bookstore #Poetry
July 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
December 12, 2024 at 7:30 AM
Nathan wallis is speaking at my kids school. This is after a long string of unqualified or questionable people invited in. Am so sick of being this parent but should I say this to someone there? #nzpol
December 9, 2024 at 8:16 AM
What the heck is this? #spider #nz
November 8, 2024 at 9:36 PM
I am this Homer
November 4, 2024 at 8:03 AM
October 21, 2024 at 4:30 AM
This is meant with nothing but respect
October 16, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Stop drinking coffee in the morning
Stop having that mid afternoon sweet
Stop making friends at work
Stop hugging the ppl you love
Stop taking in oxygen and converting it to carbon dioxide and give yourself over to the grind #motivation
October 14, 2024 at 9:00 AM
August 15, 2024 at 10:09 PM
July 8, 2024 at 8:28 AM
#allblacks new uniform is crazy af. Razors pep talk is like,

"Ok gents, let's try and break the bones of these chaps, but don't get blood on your shirts"
July 6, 2024 at 10:51 AM
June 8, 2024 at 1:55 AM
June 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Some great signs at Aotea Square #nzpol
June 8, 2024 at 1:24 AM
March 13, 2024 at 7:11 AM