Hawkgrrrl
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Saving the world, one pointless act at a time.
These fuckin guys. Honestly, WTF is wrong with them? Schumer must go.
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November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
These fuckin guys. Honestly, WTF is wrong with them? Schumer must go.
Daughter: I had some weird reaction to my new makeup yesterday
Me: So you're the animal being tested
Me: So you're the animal being tested
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Daughter: I had some weird reaction to my new makeup yesterday
Me: So you're the animal being tested
Me: So you're the animal being tested
Capitalism lets the corporations take your input and data and turn it into AI that then takes your job. People should be compensated for the use of our data! Cut work hours and give everyone UBI to make up the difference. I'm all for AI, but fair is fair.
November 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Capitalism lets the corporations take your input and data and turn it into AI that then takes your job. People should be compensated for the use of our data! Cut work hours and give everyone UBI to make up the difference. I'm all for AI, but fair is fair.
Me, every Halloween growing up: We didn't really get any trick or treaters last night.
My friends: Which house is yours?
Me: You go past the cemetery at the end of town, about a quarter mile up the lane, then we live at the top of that hill...
Oh well, more Good and Plenty and Almond Joy for us!
My friends: Which house is yours?
Me: You go past the cemetery at the end of town, about a quarter mile up the lane, then we live at the top of that hill...
Oh well, more Good and Plenty and Almond Joy for us!
November 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Me, every Halloween growing up: We didn't really get any trick or treaters last night.
My friends: Which house is yours?
Me: You go past the cemetery at the end of town, about a quarter mile up the lane, then we live at the top of that hill...
Oh well, more Good and Plenty and Almond Joy for us!
My friends: Which house is yours?
Me: You go past the cemetery at the end of town, about a quarter mile up the lane, then we live at the top of that hill...
Oh well, more Good and Plenty and Almond Joy for us!
My low-key Halloween decor
November 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My low-key Halloween decor
Been watching Task, by the same creator as Mare of Eastown, and it also takes place in Delco. The accents are seriously so good with one huge exception. It's LANCaster, not LanCASTer. That's the CA pronunciation! They've got "wooter" down pat, and there was even a scrapple reference. Come on, guys!
October 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Been watching Task, by the same creator as Mare of Eastown, and it also takes place in Delco. The accents are seriously so good with one huge exception. It's LANCaster, not LanCASTer. That's the CA pronunciation! They've got "wooter" down pat, and there was even a scrapple reference. Come on, guys!
My least favorite aspect to living in AZ. We have snake proofing but this guy must have gotten into the garage when it was open. It was literally on the doormat that leads from the garage into the house when he stepped out over it. He only saw it when he had one leg on each side of it.
October 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My least favorite aspect to living in AZ. We have snake proofing but this guy must have gotten into the garage when it was open. It was literally on the doormat that leads from the garage into the house when he stepped out over it. He only saw it when he had one leg on each side of it.
Today I wasn't in a big hurry after my ten mile bike ride so I agreed to let the pharmacist give me the 4 vaccines I was eligible for. After he finished the last one he said "Yeah, you might not be feeling great tomorrow."
October 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Today I wasn't in a big hurry after my ten mile bike ride so I agreed to let the pharmacist give me the 4 vaccines I was eligible for. After he finished the last one he said "Yeah, you might not be feeling great tomorrow."
Reposted by Hawkgrrrl
Costco is beloved for many reasons, not least a particularly stellar food-court deal: a hot dog and soda for $1.50. When a reporter asked the company’s former C.E.O. what it would mean if the price were raised, he replied, “That I’m dead.”
Can the Golden Age of Costco Last?
With its standout deals and generous employment practices, the warehouse chain became a feel-good American institution. In a fraught time, it can be hard to remain beloved.
www.newyorker.com
October 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Costco is beloved for many reasons, not least a particularly stellar food-court deal: a hot dog and soda for $1.50. When a reporter asked the company’s former C.E.O. what it would mean if the price were raised, he replied, “That I’m dead.”
We haven't been to the Big Island in twenty years and we are headed back in December. We tried to find the place we stayed last time and guess what? It no longer exists. That whole area is under lava now.
October 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
We haven't been to the Big Island in twenty years and we are headed back in December. We tried to find the place we stayed last time and guess what? It no longer exists. That whole area is under lava now.
"A lot of fun" is quite a descriptor for a man who raped underage women at Epstein's so-called massage parties
Just another person in the long list of people he claims to not know.
Jeffrey Epstein will forever haunt Trump
Jeffrey Epstein will forever haunt Trump
Trump claims he doesn't know Prince Andrew, but once called him 'a lot of fun'
Prince Andrew was forced to withdraw from his royal duties after a TV interview in which he tried to defend his past friendship with sex trafficker Jeffery Epstein.
#Epstein #Trump
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
Prince Andrew was forced to withdraw from his royal duties after a TV interview in which he tried to defend his past friendship with sex trafficker Jeffery Epstein.
#Epstein #Trump
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
October 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
"A lot of fun" is quite a descriptor for a man who raped underage women at Epstein's so-called massage parties
Reposted by Hawkgrrrl
-Today, Prince Andrew gave up his royal title because of his ties with the child-rapist, Jeffrey Epstein.
-Tomorrow, millions will be protesting against a slobbery, abhorrent man with ties to Epstein, who Republicans think should be king.
-Tomorrow, millions will be protesting against a slobbery, abhorrent man with ties to Epstein, who Republicans think should be king.
October 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
-Today, Prince Andrew gave up his royal title because of his ties with the child-rapist, Jeffrey Epstein.
-Tomorrow, millions will be protesting against a slobbery, abhorrent man with ties to Epstein, who Republicans think should be king.
-Tomorrow, millions will be protesting against a slobbery, abhorrent man with ties to Epstein, who Republicans think should be king.
Me, to my BIL: Wow, your sisters sure are chummy all of a sudden.
My BIL: Yeah, it's been hard since Mom died, but I think they are going to try Ozempic.
Me: Uhm, what?
...
Me: Did you actually think I said they were "chubby"?
My BIL: Yeah, it's been hard since Mom died, but I think they are going to try Ozempic.
Me: Uhm, what?
...
Me: Did you actually think I said they were "chubby"?
October 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Me, to my BIL: Wow, your sisters sure are chummy all of a sudden.
My BIL: Yeah, it's been hard since Mom died, but I think they are going to try Ozempic.
Me: Uhm, what?
...
Me: Did you actually think I said they were "chubby"?
My BIL: Yeah, it's been hard since Mom died, but I think they are going to try Ozempic.
Me: Uhm, what?
...
Me: Did you actually think I said they were "chubby"?
The way our house cleaners hang up our towels looks spooky!
October 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The way our house cleaners hang up our towels looks spooky!
Salt Lake City peeps--if you know someone looking for a great house in Cottonwood Heights, we just finished getting my mother-in-law's place ready to sell, and it is great! www.utahrealestate.com/2117675?st_i...
$799,999 | 7129 S 3080 E Cottonwood Heights UT 84121
This 5 bedroom, 3.00 bathroom, 2921 square foot home is located at 7129 S 3080 E Cottonwood Heights UT 84121. The home was built in 1960 and is listed for sale at $799,999
www.utahrealestate.com
October 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Salt Lake City peeps--if you know someone looking for a great house in Cottonwood Heights, we just finished getting my mother-in-law's place ready to sell, and it is great! www.utahrealestate.com/2117675?st_i...
Is this when democracy died?
October 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Is this when democracy died?
This is what happens when I go to Fry's
October 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This is what happens when I go to Fry's
Calvin (gray cat) committing hate crimes against Susie (tortie). She's not amused by his leg to the throat action designed to keep her away from cuddles.
October 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Calvin (gray cat) committing hate crimes against Susie (tortie). She's not amused by his leg to the throat action designed to keep her away from cuddles.
Met up for a family dinner tonight at a place that used to be called Wang's Express but due to the font and spacing it always read like Wang Sexpress
October 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Met up for a family dinner tonight at a place that used to be called Wang's Express but due to the font and spacing it always read like Wang Sexpress
Still waiting for an answer on this one.
Dear MAGA: why would Donald consider pardoning Maxwell, a sex trafficker for Epstein? Again a reminder, Biden is not president and you guys called for the release of the files repeatedly. So… why?
Dear MAGA: why would Donald consider pardoning Maxwell, a sex trafficker for Epstein? Again a reminder, Biden is not president and you guys called for the release of the files repeatedly. So… why?
October 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Still waiting for an answer on this one.
Dear MAGA: why would Donald consider pardoning Maxwell, a sex trafficker for Epstein? Again a reminder, Biden is not president and you guys called for the release of the files repeatedly. So… why?
Dear MAGA: why would Donald consider pardoning Maxwell, a sex trafficker for Epstein? Again a reminder, Biden is not president and you guys called for the release of the files repeatedly. So… why?
Every marketing conversation I've ever had:
Me: I'm just not getting a good ROI. You cost more than I'm getting.
Them: I hear you, but have you considered giving us MORE of your money?
Me: I'm just not getting a good ROI. You cost more than I'm getting.
Them: I hear you, but have you considered giving us MORE of your money?
October 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Every marketing conversation I've ever had:
Me: I'm just not getting a good ROI. You cost more than I'm getting.
Them: I hear you, but have you considered giving us MORE of your money?
Me: I'm just not getting a good ROI. You cost more than I'm getting.
Them: I hear you, but have you considered giving us MORE of your money?
Reposted by Hawkgrrrl
Florida's 1,100 natural springs face threats from reduced flow, habitat loss, and excessive algae. Many popular springs are impaired by pollution, despite $357 million spent on restoration since 2011. A geographer explains how to restore them:
Florida’s 1,100 natural springs are under threat – a geographer explains how to restore them
Florida’s springs are a window into the state’s groundwater system. Revitalizing them will require multiple solutions tailored to each spring.
buff.ly
October 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Florida's 1,100 natural springs face threats from reduced flow, habitat loss, and excessive algae. Many popular springs are impaired by pollution, despite $357 million spent on restoration since 2011. A geographer explains how to restore them:
Great promotion. Would you like add a soda to your soda?
October 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Great promotion. Would you like add a soda to your soda?
If you take the idea of demons literally, I have to conclude that you are either: 1) psychotic, or 2) at a really fun slumber party
October 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If you take the idea of demons literally, I have to conclude that you are either: 1) psychotic, or 2) at a really fun slumber party