Have you ever read a novel and said, "Honey, lemme copyedit that for you. I'm begging for a crack at that punctuation!"
Alas, the premise was good, but the grammar fell just short of the writing. Especially the commas. Oh, the commas.
Alas, the premise was good, but the grammar fell just short of the writing. Especially the commas. Oh, the commas.
a man with his hands folded in front of a buffy vampire slayer poster
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January 18, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Have you ever read a novel and said, "Honey, lemme copyedit that for you. I'm begging for a crack at that punctuation!"
Alas, the premise was good, but the grammar fell just short of the writing. Especially the commas. Oh, the commas.
Alas, the premise was good, but the grammar fell just short of the writing. Especially the commas. Oh, the commas.
today started out bonkers. with a dozen open parking spots around me someone tried to back into the one I was standing in as I was getting my bag out of the passenger seat.
lady, getting a direct line to the parking garage exit isn't that critical no matter how much you hate your job.
lady, getting a direct line to the parking garage exit isn't that critical no matter how much you hate your job.
a picture of a girl asking what exactly are you doing here on netflix
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January 8, 2026 at 2:02 PM
today started out bonkers. with a dozen open parking spots around me someone tried to back into the one I was standing in as I was getting my bag out of the passenger seat.
lady, getting a direct line to the parking garage exit isn't that critical no matter how much you hate your job.
lady, getting a direct line to the parking garage exit isn't that critical no matter how much you hate your job.
So uh. I guess there will be a Practical Magic 2. I loved Practical Magic so, so much, it's a forever comfort watch. But. I'm not sure how I feel about this news.
January 4, 2026 at 11:15 PM
So uh. I guess there will be a Practical Magic 2. I loved Practical Magic so, so much, it's a forever comfort watch. But. I'm not sure how I feel about this news.
I just tried to go to 3 separate indie coffee shops to write at. All 3 were closed. Chains it is, I guess. 😭
January 4, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I just tried to go to 3 separate indie coffee shops to write at. All 3 were closed. Chains it is, I guess. 😭
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Well if there’s one good thing, we’ve learned over the last few decades that people always embrace the US and democracy after their leaders are removed by the US military. So this should work out — hold on, I’m getting an update …
January 3, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Well if there’s one good thing, we’ve learned over the last few decades that people always embrace the US and democracy after their leaders are removed by the US military. So this should work out — hold on, I’m getting an update …
How is it that I find the Five Nights at Freddy's film is kind of mediocre, but I'm enjoying the hell out of Willy's Wonderland, the Nic Cage ripoff which was created in all its sepia-toned glory?
January 1, 2026 at 10:10 PM
How is it that I find the Five Nights at Freddy's film is kind of mediocre, but I'm enjoying the hell out of Willy's Wonderland, the Nic Cage ripoff which was created in all its sepia-toned glory?
I need a new computer, cannot put it off much longer, and I 100% hate researching this stuff.
December 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I need a new computer, cannot put it off much longer, and I 100% hate researching this stuff.
I just corrected someone about a historical fact on reddit. Like, a big, basic one. Someone's going to @ me over that real soon.
I know I should block and move on, I do! But sometimes Well Akshully Angel on my shoulder wins out over Let It Go Angel.
I know I should block and move on, I do! But sometimes Well Akshully Angel on my shoulder wins out over Let It Go Angel.
December 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I just corrected someone about a historical fact on reddit. Like, a big, basic one. Someone's going to @ me over that real soon.
I know I should block and move on, I do! But sometimes Well Akshully Angel on my shoulder wins out over Let It Go Angel.
I know I should block and move on, I do! But sometimes Well Akshully Angel on my shoulder wins out over Let It Go Angel.
Self, you have plenty of Steam games you haven't played yet. Just wishlist the new-to-you game that's 33% off, it'll go on sale again. It's Steam.
December 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Self, you have plenty of Steam games you haven't played yet. Just wishlist the new-to-you game that's 33% off, it'll go on sale again. It's Steam.
I just want one. ONE. coffee shop that's not an Insta-decor monstrosity of echoing noise and impossible temperature control.
December 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I just want one. ONE. coffee shop that's not an Insta-decor monstrosity of echoing noise and impossible temperature control.
"Good luck finding me irl with that info," you say, Super Aggro Tumblrina New To DW when you intro yourself on the 50+ yo fandom comm, but you assume that we might actually WANT to find you after a single post, which uh. Adorable assumption right there.
December 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
"Good luck finding me irl with that info," you say, Super Aggro Tumblrina New To DW when you intro yourself on the 50+ yo fandom comm, but you assume that we might actually WANT to find you after a single post, which uh. Adorable assumption right there.
everything aches and I need chocolate. which is not that far away, thankfully. but leaning.
December 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
everything aches and I need chocolate. which is not that far away, thankfully. but leaning.
I'm trying to read my Blades in the Dark rulebook and it's both too early and I'm too undercaffeinated for this shit
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I'm trying to read my Blades in the Dark rulebook and it's both too early and I'm too undercaffeinated for this shit
There IS NO GIF of Devil Hunter Yohko. That I can find. God I gotta see if I can find it in an updated and watchable format other than my old, super pricey 90s-era VHS tapes.
December 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
There IS NO GIF of Devil Hunter Yohko. That I can find. God I gotta see if I can find it in an updated and watchable format other than my old, super pricey 90s-era VHS tapes.
Ankles were a mistake. An abomination. A crime against existence.
Possibly all of embodiment too.
Possibly all of embodiment too.
a polar bear laying in the snow with the words i can 't move this is me above it
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December 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Ankles were a mistake. An abomination. A crime against existence.
Possibly all of embodiment too.
Possibly all of embodiment too.
If there's one meta/debate I'm sick as fuck of in fandom, it's the "liking m/m is misogynist" or "not liking f/f is misogynist" or whatever it is this time.
Just. No. Neither is more or less misogynist or feminist. Just goddamn ship what makes you happy.
Just. No. Neither is more or less misogynist or feminist. Just goddamn ship what makes you happy.
December 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If there's one meta/debate I'm sick as fuck of in fandom, it's the "liking m/m is misogynist" or "not liking f/f is misogynist" or whatever it is this time.
Just. No. Neither is more or less misogynist or feminist. Just goddamn ship what makes you happy.
Just. No. Neither is more or less misogynist or feminist. Just goddamn ship what makes you happy.
I cannot un-hear the "um" that this writer is using every 3-4 words while guesting on this podcast. Great writer, terrible speaker.
I'm only going moderately insane on a perfectionist level about it, I swear.
I'm only going moderately insane on a perfectionist level about it, I swear.
December 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I cannot un-hear the "um" that this writer is using every 3-4 words while guesting on this podcast. Great writer, terrible speaker.
I'm only going moderately insane on a perfectionist level about it, I swear.
I'm only going moderately insane on a perfectionist level about it, I swear.
someone's doing the Folger's Incest commercial with Luke and Leia very soon
This is going to be brilliant. Not brilliant like a comet, most likely, but brilliant like a meteor.
December 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
someone's doing the Folger's Incest commercial with Luke and Leia very soon
Dear Small Business With Great Clothes: I was excited by your 36% off sale up until I clicked your link and saw it was for 2+ big items. I really want that purple dress at $80 off, but but if I'd have to buy a 2nd dress at a minimum of $120 to get that discount, uhhm.
December 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Dear Small Business With Great Clothes: I was excited by your 36% off sale up until I clicked your link and saw it was for 2+ big items. I really want that purple dress at $80 off, but but if I'd have to buy a 2nd dress at a minimum of $120 to get that discount, uhhm.
I can think of several d&d groups that would have had various ratings levels of fun with this.
New elf racial feature - you can put one person on the naughty list, no questions asked.
December 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I can think of several d&d groups that would have had various ratings levels of fun with this.
Me, in June: "Boy that's really great blue and purple dye in your hair. Did you dye it because it's Pride Month?"
Person: *looks panicked and immediately denies it in a confirming sort of way*
Me: *sees their Facebook and their post about getting Pride sandals* "Yeah, that was obvious."
Person: *looks panicked and immediately denies it in a confirming sort of way*
Me: *sees their Facebook and their post about getting Pride sandals* "Yeah, that was obvious."
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Me, in June: "Boy that's really great blue and purple dye in your hair. Did you dye it because it's Pride Month?"
Person: *looks panicked and immediately denies it in a confirming sort of way*
Me: *sees their Facebook and their post about getting Pride sandals* "Yeah, that was obvious."
Person: *looks panicked and immediately denies it in a confirming sort of way*
Me: *sees their Facebook and their post about getting Pride sandals* "Yeah, that was obvious."
As happens so often, saying "Havoc, remember to do The Thing" equated in my brain to doing the thing.
Cool. Cool cool cool. I can make this work.
Cool. Cool cool cool. I can make this work.
a cartoon girl is smiling and making a funny face with the words `` im fine it 's fine '' .
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December 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
As happens so often, saying "Havoc, remember to do The Thing" equated in my brain to doing the thing.
Cool. Cool cool cool. I can make this work.
Cool. Cool cool cool. I can make this work.